I GOT NS WTH.

Kapil was checking the NS (National Service) thingy for me in the newsroom this morning, and I was standing right beside him. The bloody website loaded so slowly, slower than a snail with 5kg shell, keeping me in suspense and...

Semakan Pelatih Terpilih Online 

Tahniah! Anda terpilih memenuhi Program Latih Khidmat Negara Siri 9/2012 .

NAMA: TEOH KAH WOON
NO. KAD PENGENALAN: XXXXXXXXXXXX

 Penempatan pelatih akan dimaklumkan kemudian. Terima Kasih. 

(Translate: They are saying that I got chosen for NS.)

WTF...

(The stupid lousy website is down again so I can't upload the real picture up here, instead, I typed.)

Ariel said I fell and lie on the ground literally once I saw my name on the list. I don't remember I did that though.

And wow, they 'Tahniah' me. WHY THE HELL ARE  THEY CONGRATULATING ME???!!! SHIT.

People are spreading rumors about the NS camps are haunted with ghosts and rapists. But that's not the thing I am worrying about. You know what I care the most? I HAVE TO USE THE PUBLIC TOILET FOR THREE BLOODY MONTHS AND I HAVE TO WASH THE APPLE PIE SKIN (private joke). That means I can't shit in my house's toilet bowl for THREE MONTHS. And I'll get darker. Oh no... I told my mum I'm gonna bring three big bottles of sunblock there. NOT KIDDING.

I have tons of things to do now, but I'll continue this some other day. BYE.

 Tahniah! Anda terpilih memenuhi Program Latih Khidmat Negara Siri 9/2012 .


SHIIIITTTTTTTT.