Carmen Teoh

I now pronounce you Man and Wife.

2011-12-09T00:56:00.001-08:00

A few days before my Chinese Papers, I attended and witnessed David's and Ruby's ( Ruby's from China!) wedding ceremony. This was the first Christian wedding ceremony I've attended in my life. HEH.

The ceremony started at 10 am but I arrived at 7.30am. All thanks to my parents who were in charged of the ushering visitors. ( This is what you get when you still don't know how to drive.) As the bride and bridegroom were from the Chinese Service, I've already expected that I'm gonna be really lonely and lost for the whole day 'cause I hardly know any youth from the Chinese department.

When I arrived, the guys were busy gel-ing and styling their hair, tying their ties, trying to look as smart as possible (as if they're the bridegroom of the day HAHA joking la.) and I couldn't find any girl and had no idea where they went. but then I found out that they went to the house to dress the bride or something. Too bad lar I'm not in the Chinese Youth so did not get a chance to join them. I didn't know about it before that either. Oh so sad. D:

But even if I go I'll be super lost, so better not to go HAHA.

I got so bored so I went to the dressing room to play with the kids. YES, I'm childish like that HAHA. Of course I didn't play with them, even if I want, I don't think the kids will wanna play with me. I mean, who wants to play with an old woman HAHA. Not that I'm old. D:

So I took so many photos of the kids. They loved, LOVED taking photo.

The kids are much, much more photogenic than you and me. HEH.

Granddaughter of my babysitter who took care of me when I was one to three year-old.

Ultraman wanna-be HAHA.

Flower girls. Haih, I didn't get a chance to be one. Now too old already *sniff sniff*

I think they got annoyed by me already, kept on taking their photos.

Look at her eyes SO HUGE.

BEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEE!!! So adorable!!

HEY YOU ULTRAMAN.

I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE. DON'T MISUNDERSTOOD.

SO BORED till I took pictures of decorative fake flowers.

Fake flowers also look so pretty.

And then Jessica came. I was nearly bored to death. I look like I'm dying in this photo HAHA. This is how you'll look like in the middle of SPM.

Then we camwhore non-stop. Like we're getting married.

Joshah, Carmen and Jacinta and Jessica. Everyone's 'J' except me. Just so you know, Joshah is fourteen.

I... er ... donno their names. Except the one with pink tie, Kai Feng, another one with pink shirt, Gabriel, the one with brown t-shirt, Kia Ni, and Joshah. The one behind Joshah is ma bro yo.

The childish looking guy sticking out his tongue is my dad. HAHA.

So lala. Haih.

I didn't get to take the photo of them kissing.

Kia Jok.

My momma and I.

Family photo.

HAHA.

I'm hungry. Gonna have my dinner now. BYE. :D

*some of the photos are from Gabriel's DSLR. :D

The end.

2011-12-07T06:11:00.001-08:00

Volleyball people.

SPM had just ended yesterday ( LIKE FINALLY) and I had never felt this good ever in my life now. AWESOME.

I was having Chinese papers yesterday. I did quite okay for the essays papers ( I guess?) but OH DEAR GOD, my comprehension paper was totally screwed. I didn't have enough time. I spent like 50 MINUTES for the stupid summary and when I realised I had only 15 more minutes I still had so many questions of 文言文 (means ancient chinese language. It's really hard for normal people like me to understand and interpret those 'ancient words' OH SCREW IT.) and 名句精華 (chinese idioms). Oh my gosh I was so panic at that moment especially when I realised everyone around me (ESPECIALLY MIN LING) had finished the paper except me.

Gosh I'm darn scared now. Please I don't want a 'B' for Chinese!!!! It's the language I've spoken since the day I know how to speak.

I can say my other subjects were quite okay, the only two subjects I'm worrying about are Biology and Chinese. :O

I know many SPM takers said almost all the exam were very easy. Well, I don't dare and don't wanna say they're easy, just in case I can't get good result for the subject, it's gonna be really embarrassing. Right? I need to jaga muka a bit first la.

I took these photos on the last day of SPM, 7.00am. Donno why my school looks so run-down in these photos.

The end of SPM means the end of my high school life (unless I'm going for form 6). Although, very frankly, I don't really like my school, still, this is the place where all my memories with my bunch of close and goo-goo friends begins.

When I was returning the textbooks in school today, I saw a couple of students ( probably athletes) in school PE t-shirts, hanging out in school, I realized, that I am not gonna be in uniforms or school t-shirts anymore, I am not gonna hang out in school anymore, I AM really leaving school. Out of sudden I caught a glimpse of sadness. I AM LEAVING HIGH SCHOOL.

I never thought I'll feel sad, not even a teeny bit, that I'm leaving school. Well I feel sad, of course, as I'm gonna be leaving my friends, but not school. Since I've started high school, I've been complaining about school, the rules ( but seriously the rules are really stupid and unreasonable), the protocols, the prefect board and whatnot. Until today, I realized how unappreciative I was all these years. Oh gosh. ( But I'm still not gonna deny that my school rules are really stupid.)

After all, it was still my school. I've been wearing the uniform with my school badge for five years. This was where I spent most of my time in other than home for five years. This was where I got so many close friends that I could really talk to. And teachers who were like friends to me. *sigh*

This is gonna be the last photo of me in uniform. Wasn't really in the camwhore mood cause I woke up at 4am on that day and was dead tired. And yes I'm Teoh Kah Woon if you haven't realized.

I'm definitely gonna miss my bunch of friends. I mean, other than the few close friends in school, I don't really have anymore friends that I can actually tell them anything and everything. Though some of them LOVE to tease me so much, but still, I can tell anything to them. I'm being really frank here. And I know I sound so pathetic.

I mean, yeah, there ARE very good friends in church, but still, compared to the friends in school, I'm still not that close to them. In fact, sometimes I feel quite lost whenever they started talking about the past or someone who used to be in church whom just went overseas to further his/her study and many others. Look, most of my church friends knew each other since they were a kid, or maybe since they were born, so, you get what I was saying.

That's why I am considered VERY VERY quiet in church compared with when I'm in school. When Jessica said I am a very quiet girl, I was laughing so hard in my heart, 'cause never once in my life, was there anyone who actually said that I am QUIET. I've always been called by my friends as noisy, loud, annoying, talkative... in school. I was quiet in church 'cause sometimes I really donno how to, you know, get myself involved in their conversation. I just donno what to say. Some people may think I'm unfriendly but really, deep down in my heart, I do wanna talk and fellowship, I wasn't being unfriendly you see, I just, don't know how to fit in?

I tried to make more new friends, but then I realised, even though I know their names and they know mine, we can't be called friends, 'cause all we do every weekend was just saying hello and bye. Nothing more. We're forever stuck in that hello-byebye relationship. It's pointless and that's why I stopped asking people their names and stuff. It's better to have one friend whom you can really talk to than having 100 friends who only knows your name and nothing more than that.

I realized that as one grows older, it's harder for him/her to make new friends. As we grow, we kinda have developed this wall, this barrier when we're with other people.

But at least now I'm closer with my cell girls already la. And some other friends from other cells. Mostly girls la.

Anyway, dear friends in school, especially mini-pabo, we must keep in touch or else I'll pluck your hair. HAHA.

Some photos from graduation ceremony.

The robe. very ugly robe.

Cam whore photos.

PUAN SHIRLEY!!!

Min ling Sheep.

Dong Dong.

David. My primary school classmate.

Ji Sheng

Chinese class people.

I guess that's all for now. Suddenly lack of ideas about what to write. SO BYE.

This song is so NICE. Rank 2nd after 'Fly Me to The Moon' in my top favourite songs.

ONE MORE SUBJECT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEE~~~~

2011-12-03T04:49:00.001-08:00

HELLOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~

One more subject. Just one more subject to go and I can finally wave and say bye bye to SPM HAHAHA!
*SING GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED* !

Bad news is the last subject I am sitting for is CHINESE/ MANDARIN. The toughest subject of all in SPM. There were only 4 people among the Chinese subject takers got A+, that's how tough it is. It's okay, I am tough, tough people do tough stuffs and study tough subjects. HAH!

Anyway, though there's one more subject, I feel as if I've finished SPM. I am in totally good mood these few days HAHA and I don't have to wake up 4am in the morning anymore. HAHAHA SO DARN HAPPIEEE~

I took 10 subjects for SPM, the past nine subjects were, frankly, quite okay, not as hard and scary as I've expected, EXCEPT... Biology.

I can't believe it. Seriously, I felt like I've just been betrayed by Biology. ( er... yeah I'm no artsy fartsy, I'm a pure science stream student HEHE but I don't think I am doing science courses after SPM double HEHE. Sometimes I really feel like slapping myself. WHY WASTE SO MUCH TIME STUDYING SCINCE SUBJECTS FOR TWO YEARS? DONKEY.)

Among the three science subjects, I can honestly say Biology is the one I like the most. ( actually to be MORE honest, it depends on my mood. Sometimes I like Chemistry sometimes I like Biology, whatever la, it's the same HEHE) Everyone spotted 'double fertilisation' is gonna come out, from my school to Seafield school to USJ 8 school, EVERYONE, LITERALLY, EVERYONE, SPOTTED that question. And I was so good at that question, I can even write an essay about it with my eyes blindfolded.

AND GUESS WHAT?

IT DIDN'T COME OUT.

One more time.

IT DID NOT COME OUT!!!!!!

OH MY GOSH SUPER GG WHY YOU NO COME OUT DOUBLE FERTILIZATION????

I HATE YOU POLLEN TUBE NUCLEUS AND GENERATIVE NUCLEUS.

And you know what's even more GG? Something about tendons came out. VERY GOOD. TENDONS. And you know what? I flipped through the tendons page. I REALLY JUST FLIPPED THROUGH THAT PAGE. What the donkey seriously.

I don't wanna be a doctor.

Stupid Biology HOW COULD YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS??????? MEANIE.

Hopefully my straight A dream will not be just a dream. PLEASE DON'T LET ANYTHING RUIN AND BREAK THIS BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL SOON-AND-MUST-TO-BE-REALITY DREAM.

SCREW BIO. SCREW PHYSICS. SCREW ADD MATHS. SCREW FAKE SEJARAH. SCREW USELESS MORAL. GET AWAY FROM MY LIFE AND NEVER COME BACK.

BUT, I still wanna thank God for walking along with me throughout this month or else I really donno how to go through this. :D

I wish I can travel like Cheesie WOOOOOO. OKAY BYE HVE TO STUDY FOR CHINESE ALREADY. :D

I need some oomph.

2011-11-12T03:52:00.001-08:00

I WANT STRAIGHT A's!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! STRAIGHT A's COME TO MAMA!!!!!

You do your part, and God will do His.

2011-11-10T00:55:00.000-08:00

SPM exams haven't started yet but I'm already hoping it to end quick.

3 more days to go and you have no idea how panic I am.

I am trying not to give myself too high expectation 'cause I am afraid that my results won't turn out as good as I thought or wanted. The bigger hope you have, the bigger disappointment you'll get. That's what people say.

Anyway I'll still gonna try my best, the hardest, for SPM. Hopefully I'll get what I aim for.

Joanne's mum once told me in church, ' You do your part, and God will do His. '

Yes. Have faith.

I really need confidence in myself right now.

Off to study. Again.

HELP ME.

2011-11-04T22:05:00.000-07:00

STUDYING FOR SPM SUCKS.

This is a short post.

I miss shopping malls. I miss watching TV without feeling guilty. I miss facebook. (and I know my no-need-to-worry-about-SPM-friends in Canada and Aussie are betting 10 Aussie/ Canadian dollar on me if I'm logging into facebook or not. Well I am not. One of you just lost your 10 bucks.)

Every morning when I wake up, the first thing that comes to my mind is ---- STUDY.

Study study study study AND STUDY. I HATE THIS. IT SUCKS.

I kept getting dreams of myself not getting good results for SPM. I AM SCARED. I've kinda lost all my confidence I used to have. GOD HELP ME.

PLEASE END THIS QUICK.

Anyone's still reading my blog anyway? Oh well.

PANIC PANIC PANIC!

I AM GRADUATING TODAY.

2011-10-21T02:11:00.000-07:00

AND I AM FREAKING HAPPY. Graduating from secondary school of course.

Nope. Not sad at all.

Okay la maybe I'm a lil' bit sad 'cause this means that I am gonna be leaving my buddies.

But hey, I AM LEAVING MY SCHOOL. My so-called cluster school without even a proper school hall for us to have our graduation ceremony in it. It's so ironic that students from a cluster school are asked to attend graduation ceremony in a primary school because their cluster school doesn't have a hall and the primary school has. (What's more the primary school isn't a cluster school.) I wonder how we got that 'Cluster School' title really. Ooops.

My dad was laughing so badly when I told him that we're using a primary school hall to graduate.

I know I said I am not gonna blog till SPM ends on facebook, but it's just a short post so no harm done right. It's only 5 minutes. I didn't log into my facebook page anyway.

Okay that's all bye! :D

Seventeenth birthday.

2011-09-29T08:45:00.000-07:00

If I don't publish them now they are gonna rot in my blogger drafts soon.

My friends organised a surprise-but-not-so-surprise birthday party for me (which was like 20++ days ago) . surprise because that was what they planned to do, not surprise because I kinda knew they were organizing this party, IT WAS SO OBVIOUS.

But I appreciate much. Thanks people, so sweet of all of you!

Except the blindfolding part though.

They blindfolded me ( using a black scarf which can be seen through, the most inefficient and useless blindfold I've ever seen in my life) and carried me to the carpark and literally threw me on the ground. VERY GOOD.

当时我被人吃豆腐吃光了......

Anyway I won't write much here, I'll let the pictures do the talking ( this is what bloggers do when they're lasy to write HAHAHA).

The cooks.

HAHAHA what do you call this again? 扑地！

You know I just realised that I didn't take a photo with the cake.

MIN LING'S SEXY BACK YO!

Er... not so sexy after all.

Jia Wei.

EPIC.

sometimes her teeth really look like corn.

Denice Loo wore like a nun at the poolside.

Ariel C.

Yea man my current header.

I am taller than Eugene for once HAHAHA.

My hair was still so long.

I looks so slim here :D Yea man.

sampat min ling.

I look so cool.

This photo is so cool.

Sampat people ballroom dancing beside a pool.

This one also darn cool.

HAHA. Ugly.

Yea man there's a clip on my hat.

Eddied Wardie.

Ignore my face.

Who says teenagers can't use the playground?

We're young and energetic Yo!

This one also very cool. Aiya I look cool in all photos la. End of story. Full stop.

Ariel's so happy because she can finally swim!

Wan Ting! note Min Ling at the back.

I accidentally broke Ariel's shades but eventually I fixed it. :O

Ahhhh....

Yea man we can do split. YOU CAN OR NOT?

OKAY BYE.

A few more steps.

2011-09-29T03:40:00.000-07:00

Trials are FINALLY over. Yay? Think again. When trials are over, we've only left a few more steps to SPM. Holy mother.

I'm having holidays next week. Really hope I can study my brains out. Carmen Teoh, don't waste your time.

You know every year during the SPM results releasing day, I always admire the seniors who've gotten straight A+ or straight A1, I admire them so much, wishing and hoping that I can eventually be one of them. Not everyone can get such excellent results you know. It's like only one in a few hundreds can get it. It's not easy. I've tried quite hard (well not the hardest or the best I've tried *guilty*) during the trials, and my results still aren't satisfying.

If I can get straight A s without any A-, but only A and A+, I will be really grateful and appreciative already.

I think all of the straight A+/A1 seniors have gotten themselves all sorts of saliva-dripping scholarships, and most of them had already studying in overseas as a scholar. Studying at overseas. As a scholar. OMG that's what I've been longing for since I was a foetus.

Sometimes I think life's quite unfair. Some people they don't work for what they want, but they still can get it. They're spoon fed since young, not only them, their parents, their grandparents, their ancestors. They just... get what they want... even if they didn't put any effort in it at all. They don't get outstanding results in school, neither do they have very good personalities or behaviors, for some reasons, they still get the chance to further their studies in some famous universities in overseas. This is kinda like, an opened secret. You see it in newspaper every single year.

Whereas for some other people, they did shitload of works, they put in so much effort, they worked and worked and worked so freaking hard, but what they earned is that little, like a scholarship to a college which you've never even heard the name of it, and some courses and degrees which aren't even needed in the society and won't lead you in any bright future, and sometimes, some of them don't even get anything. It's bloody unfair. These people deserve to get returns which have the amount of what they worked for, you see. As for the former, what have they done to deserve such superior opportunities? Nothing. They don't deserve it.

Life's so unfair and it sucks.

I am just saying out my opinions you see, not only mine, these are also the opinions of people who weren't treated fairly.

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More pictures from facebook.

Carmen and Carmen. We're cool carmen-s. :)

Joey looks funny haha. I look funnier HAHAHA.

I know posted this photo before, but it looks so nice, so I posted it again :)

By the way, I am thinking about decorating my header. Which photo looks better on my header?

This. (picture 1)

Or this? (picture 2) I like this photo actually, but I don't know why didn't I smile in a more relaxing and enjoying way instead of looking like I am having constipation.

What do you reckon? Leave a comment to tell me which header's nicer can? Thank you sweeties. <3

I am a lady in a hi-tea?

2011-09-24T09:13:00.000-07:00

I am a darn efficient blogger.

So, it's Prefects' Hi-Tea today, I am form 5, which means this is also the last year for me to attend such school prefects' event. 'Cause I am graduating, duhhh. ( Oh yes I can finally leave this school!) ( but I'm gonna miss my cra

Well, since it's the last year, I shall cherish every moment I have during hi-tea and cherish every opportunity I have to take photos. What? Don't look at me that way, photos are for memories. What if one day when you're old and you got the Alzheimer's disease and you feel like killing yourself 'cause you can't remember a thing about yourself, THESE PHOTOS CAN HELP YOU TO REMEMBER. And safe your life too.

And come on man, we're young and pretty and handsome and hot and cold THIS IS WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSE TO TAKE LOTSA PHOTOS MAN!!! 'Cause once again when you're all old and wrinkly and cranky, you can't take any good looking photos anymore. Am I right or am I right? ( the only choice you have is - I am right. )

I ate quite a little there and I don't think I've fully spent the price I paid. Okay you probably don't get what I'm saying, I mean I paid 40 bucks and I think I've only eaten 20 bucks of the food. Geddit?

But I had fun, so okay la.

Earrings are the birthday prezzie from darling Tio Min Ling.

ribbons/bows are cute.

Sheep actually looks pretty today. Don't get perasan sheep.

It's a shrimp. WOOOO

Dong Dong.

Chicken Pie.

Lame chop. Not lamb chop.

PUDDING!!!

Seafood soup.

Min Ling, Ariel and Lih Wern.

Min Ling is my perfect camwhore partner :D

I know I look stupid. I suck at posing. OH WELL.

But I am good at self shooting. It's UNDENIABLE. OH WELL.

You know what I love about foundation? They cover everything up on your face.

Jia Wen. She was wearing BLUE mascara. WOW.

Noob.

This picture is naise :D

MEHHHHH

Min Ling and Iris.

I love taking picture on the grass. Because it looks so pretty, so natural :) Next time when I get married I must have photos taken on the green green grass :)

Ignore my facial expression. I am not a model person. This picture is nice though.

I LOVE THIS ONE <3

Form 5 prefects.

LOOK AT ADAM HAHAHA.

Our .... retirement gift.

It's a keychain with a picture of you. I look horrible in it. oh well.

HAHAHA LOOK AT THEIR FACE. Click to enlarge.

We look terribly ugly here :P

The girls :)

Albert Choke the choking bird.

Wushu people yo! Wear dress sommore post until like that. So not lady-like.

Wen Ting!!

Carmen and Carmen. HAHA we look so funny.

Joey. I'll support you Joey. If you stop using vulgar languages!

Darren Yoong.

You know I always have this stupid thought that if one day someone invented the time machine, and someone from the past when cameras were not invented yet, came to the 21st century and saw everyone smiling and doing poses facing a box, they would definitely be freaked out. They would think that the future people are crazy. HAHA. So lame.

IRIS!!!

I was sweating like a pig and my hair is like shit 'cause it's really really hot out there!

Hou Yi the president of wushu club!

The ex-3 Browser class mates.

These photos below are taken by Lih Wern (above are mine) . She has a photoshoot 'company' called La Mode which helps you to shoot pretty pictures in very reasonable prices. Check it out yo, just click the here.

This one is nice. I love my skin tone here :D

Darren Yoong. Can see the contrast of our skin colour? HAHA Change your sunblock lar Darren, Use VASELINE :D

My make up smudged a bit already. And I was all sweaty. Do you know how hot was it when I was taking this photo. It's Malaysia man.

I look fat :(

This is one is pretty!

Carmen in the wonderland. Okay I am really not the modelling kind of person I DONNO HOW TO POSE!

This one is pretty too!!! I LOVE THEM ALL.

OH YEAH MAN PRETTY.

YES. Conclusion, you wanna take good and nice and pretty photos, looke for Lih Wern at La Mode!

FINALLY *phew* I spent like three hours uploading the photos and blogging :O OKAY BYE.

Pre-SPM symptoms

2011-09-16T08:12:00.000-07:00

Hi I am so bored I don't feel like studying and I know Biology exams are in two more days. For the whole day I've only read three pages of Biology, I am gonna die die die. It's Malaysia's Day by the way, OH WOW I AM SO EXCITED. NOT. I am so friggin', friggin', friggin' bored of exams I AM NUMBED. I can't feel anything about exams anymore. I don't feel nervous anymore. That's not a good thing I know, how can you not feel nervous during exams HUH? But I am kiasu as usual, don't worry. Stupid, useless, exams.

I am so bored right now, I feel like I am wasting my precious time, I feel like talking to someone, I called Ariel thrice but no one picked up the phone, and I just remembered that she went for a wedding dinner. Apek Ariel can have shark fin soup. ARIEL CHEN DABAO FOR ME. I wanted to call Sheep Tio but she will surely scold me for interrupting her watching her Korean drama. I wanted to call Denice Loo but she's having tuition, that mega-kiasu lang everyday tuition tuition tuition (I HATE TUITIONS BY THE WAY. It's a waste of time, and also a waste of $$$$) Well Shi-yi called me but I was having dinner outside I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED HER PHONE CALL! It's an international call from Aussie OKAY?

I was suppose to attend prayer meeting in church but my relatives are here so I can't go anywhere.

I wanna go US and study. Anyone knows how to save MYR 120,000 in four years time? Give me ideas. I will still be a student and during these four years I still have to study, so yea, please give some more reasonable, useful and serious ideas. I know there's always another way to get to US by getting a scholarship, but just in case, I am not that lucky or smart to earn one, I need MONEY TO GO THERE, the KA-CHINGS. After all, it's not easy to get a scholarship. Please, I really, really, wanna go there! FOUR YEARS. MYR 120,000. I am desperate. Really, REALLY desperate. I am praying hard for this too. Please pray for me too will ya? ;)

I AM REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT.

By the way, I am kinda addicted to these people's videos recently. Probably I am too bored of exams. I think this is a pre-SPM symptoms huh? Having addiction towards videos.

Jayesslee, they're Korean twin who live in Sydney, I love their accents, wish that I'll have it too :) Listen to this, their voices are so beautiful, so perfectly tuned, When they start singing, you can feel something warm starts spreading around your heart, their voice can really really melt your heart. And they're pretty. Pretty people with pretty voices from pretty country. What lucky girls they're.

Ryan Higa. I think you should know him. I love this guy wei, good-looking yet funny. I'll laugh till I drop everytime whenever I watch his videos, though some of them are really crap and meaningless.

This one is the funniest of all.

Kevjumba, another Asian in US. His videos are also quite funny.

Chester See, super talented singer. And parody maker.

Victor Kim, another talented singer. and dancer. b-boy.

By the way all of them are friends, you know. They knew each other. WOW.

And this
is one of the very few things I am proud of my school. He's a senior from my school, graduated, of course. I am not close to him, in fact I don't know him as a friend at all, but he's really talented so I wanna share his covers here. I started listening him singing since like I was form 1? 'Cause he will never miss to perform during some school events or functions. Super heart-melting voice. ( Okay I know I sound like a silly little fan here.)

Ariel recommended me to watch this short film. It's quite deep but it's nice. ( aiya I donno how to describe la) But you gonna need a lot of patience to watch this. Not bad, not bad.

You know Korean dramas, they always picture the main male characters as a very lovely, charming, noble, and ideal boyfriends or even husbands. And the girls as the very ideal girlfriends too. They can literally sacrifice EVERYTHING for the one they loved, though the person didn't like them at all. They can cry for the ones they love, eventhough the guys are macho and muscular and all, they'll still cry, and feel heartache when their partners are sad... And all the others heart-touching, eyes-tearing scenes... But you know what, come back to reality, though I am a very big Korean dramas fan, and I hate to say it, those are fake. Those people, won't even exist. They never exist. Girls should stop dreaming. Guys should stop dreaming. I should stop dreaming.

I am super bored. OMG SOMEONE PLEASE FORCE ME TO STUDY NOW PLEASE.

The Sun.

2011-09-09T05:00:00.000-07:00

You know what I love about Malaysia? The sun. You'll take real good pretty pictures with good lighting, and they will look even better after you edited it.

You know what matches the sun, especially when you're at an outdoor pool or a beach in Malaysia? Girls in bikinis and guys in surfer pants. ( I am gonna get bikinis after SPM :D ) (but I donno whether I dare to wear it or not?) ( by the way do you know that bikinis are like FREAKING EXPENSIVE? three pieces of small cloths cost you three digits price. OMG you wanna kill me huh?) (Start saving money...)

You know, it will be really cool to live in Malaysia if everyone's open minded here, I mean Malaysia is considered a very beautiful country, the trees, the water, the beaches, the sky, the Melaka's street, but some people just don't know how to... use them wisely? If compared to Hawaii, Malaysia's not bad too. ( cheh why suddenly so patriotic?) Just that, some people made her look so... dull. And narrow. And Jakun. Okay never mind you probably don't know what am I crapping about, it's okay...

But then again do you know what I hate about Malaysia? The Sun. Yes I hate the Sun and I love the Sun. And the weather too. Especially when you're in your long sleeves uniform and having exam at the corner of the classroom, the Sun is highly hanging in the middle of the sky, shooting not just its light rays, but its heat too, scorching hot, thanks to the greenhouse effect, making it even hotter, (note that it's not warm, it's hot, bloody, freaking hot. like 40 degree celcius.) and there's no air conditioner in the class, although the fans are on, but seriously, you can't feel the wind, not a single bit at all. And what aggravates me even more is when you're writing a long long long essay or solving some serious hard like shit maths question, or trying to remember what you've read a year ago for history, or thinking your brains off about formula to use for physics questions, your sweats kept on coming out (any other good adjective for this? sorry I am not so good in describing... stuffs) from your palm, your back, your forehead, even your head, you know, the sticky feeling you'll get? Gosh really makes me wanna strip off my shirt. Okay I won't strip off my shirts, not that... open. Haha.

Sometimes I really feel like wearing spaghetti straps or tank top to school. Really.

If only Malaysia has four seasons. Then I'll be the happiest girl in the world.

Anyway yesterday was my birthday but I've celebrated it during the holidays. To be more precise, my bunch of goo-goo friends held a surprise-but-not-so-surprise pool party for me. Appreciated it much :) Eng hoe brought his awe-so-some DSLR and took loads of photos :) Gonna blog about it when I have time, probably after this trials. Be patient my little potatoes, mummy is very busy now :(

Well you wanna know what I did yesterday? STUDYING HISTORY. Holy mama I can't believe I spent my actual birthday with the world's most boring subject. Studying like mad but still don't know how to do almost half of the paper 1. The questions are so hard. And weird. Like so so weird. Even Denice Loo says it's hard, so it's really hard.

Okay need to go to church now BYE BYE DARLINGS. *hugs and kisses*

* Eh the photo very nice hor? I KNOW RIGHT. Love it! :)

Baker Queen Teoh Tak Goo.

2011-08-29T03:16:00.000-07:00

Haha I am so shameless this is just the first time I bake cookies all by myself and I am calling myself a baker queen. Hopeless, speechless. ( if you're a Korean Drama fan, you should know who Tak Goo is. There was this Korean Drama called Baker King- Kim Tak Goo casted by a super cute Korean actor Yoon Shi Yoon and the story is about a very talented boy (in baking bread) striking for his goal and bla bla go and download it yourself and watch. The name isn't the nicest name I've heard though.)

난 cookie왕 장닥구 임니다!!!! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ~

Woke up early in the morning (not really early though, 10.30am. WHAT? It's holiday, people ARE supposed to wake up as late as possible during holidays OKAY.) and had MANTOU for my breakkie.

Rise and shine, start baking!

Okay before that, camwhore first. Next year, after coming back from NS, I am gonna lose my fair skin. SO SAD.

More and more camwhore.

This cookie is also known as Fariel Ariel (OMG Chen Ee Dong's gonna kill me!) because it is Ariel who had given me the recipe. The recipe wasn't created by her though.

Fariel Ariel's Cookie.

2 cups of Brown Sugar
1 cup of butter. (you may need a lil bit more sometimes)
2 eggs
1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate/ baking soda
1 teaspoon of baking powder
1 teaspoon of vanilla essence

2 cups of flour
2 cups of oatmeal (Ariel suggested Nestum's oatmeal original flavour or honey)
1 bar of chocolate (baking chocolate)
1/2 pack of chocolate chips
1/2 pack of almond nuts.

So first,

Cream cream cream!

You cream the brown sugar and butter. Then add eggs and cream again. Then add the sodium bicarbonate/ baking soda and baking powder and cream again.

I am fat. :O

brown sugar+buter+eggs+baking powder+baking soda.

until it looks like this.

Pound the almonds and shred the chocolate bar.

After that, mix the cream and flour (sift the flour first) and oatmeal together using your hands. YES, YOUR HANDS. After that add the chocolate bar, chocolate chips, and almonds little by little and mix them.

until it becaomes like this. Mine is a little bit too dry, maybe yours will look more wet.

Then preheat the oven.

While waiting for your oven, shape your er... dough or whatever you call it first.

remember ro spread some butter on the oven plate before placing your soon-to-be-cookie on it.

Put it into the oven. Errr... the baking time and temperature is different with different ovens, but according to some random recipe in the net, they suggested bake for 10 minutes in 375 degree celcius. GOOD LUCK baking.

TADAAAAAA.

You may fail for the first and second batch of cookies, but don't give up! Keep on baking!

This was my first batch :(

But eventually I succeeded HEHE!

WARNING: COOKIES ARE ABSOLUTELY FATTENING. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

YAY!!

THAT'S ALL BYE!!!

I think I should start studying already. AGAIN. 'Cause it's exam again when school reopens. Stupid SPM always gives people PMS. UGHHHH.

When a potato starts growing tooth,

2011-08-28T04:09:00.000-07:00

Ariel Chen starts falling tooth.

Okay just ignore me.

So, it was Ariel Chen's birthday!

This is Ariel Chen btw.

Errr... Ariel Chen's birthday was on the 1st of August, and today is 28th of August. I am 27 days late.

What? I have Trials okay? No time to upload and blog. Blame the trials. *run away*

Anyway if I don't upload these photos, they're gonna rot in my camera and be gone forever.

WHY SO BLUR? WHY EVERYTIME SO BLUR HUH?

We celebrated Ariel's birthday (and Denise's farwell) in the La Cocina, with bloody expensive food. The food was... okay, well I don't really fancy Mexican food (or was it Latin food? Oh well.) And so sorry no offence but I think Escargots aren't really delicious. But the spaghetti was splendid. I <3 it sO muCh. ( This was how lala people wrote in friendster when I was in the lower secondary, so amateur, pfft. *flip hair and walk away)

Denise oh Denise, the one who's currently in Canada studying and enjoying the ang-moh atmosphere.

And, never ever EVER order fried rice if you visit a Mexican (or Latin) food store. I would suggest you to stick to the Chinese fried rice.

Denice Loo who has the salt-iest hands among us. ( Figure it out yourself)

Ariel Chen Ee Dong, my 10 years of sista from another motha and fatha ( I'm lame) with that beautiful Floral dress.

If you don't know who this is, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

Sheep Tio with the tiniest eyes but straightest teeth who drinks alcohol.

Denise Yap the one with the largest eyes.

Denice Loo, she can do things which you can't do.

Ying Qi, whom, deep down inside, is also a camwhore. (Ooops!)

Last but not least, Ng Shi-yi the Margarot Pea (The board not me.) who's currently in Australia dancing 'nobody' with Kevin. (private joke)

Then Denise ordered this alcohol called Margarita and shared (we're all under eighteen by the way, some of us aren't even fully seventeen yet.) with Sheep, and Ariel, 'cause a glass of Margarita costs a bomb. (okay, I was just exaggerating, it wasn't THAT expensive but it wasn't cheap either.) They said that it tasted good, so I tried a sip, and all I can say is, it's bitter and I rather drink mocktail.

And speaking of Margarita, Ariel drank too much of it and she was drunk. She laughed and laughed non-stop, at a SHRIMP. Her face was flushing like a red potato, no, tomato. So obviously she was wasted. Means drunk.

While waiting for the food, we camwhore again. Come on, we are young and pretty, why waste them, take more photos while you're still young. Don't wait till you're old like a cow. AM I RIGHT? Yes, I am.

The deserts was the best of all, and the most worth it of all.

Only six of us spent like MYR 300+++ ( OMG ) in the restaurant plus it's Ariel's birthday so the boss of the restaurant is smart enough to treat us a PIECE of brownie.

Sampat kia make so many funny faces.

Ariel wasn't really happy because we didn't buy her a cake from secret recipe. :O

Before we went back home, we camwhore again.

Mini-pabos' clan. Don't mess with us or we'll pluck your hair.

Like finally I can look mature one time.

I can still remember how we looked like when we were younger.

OMG I look like shit. So pimple-ly and small eyes. And the hair! My primary school didn't allow us to have long hair, and some lousy barber cut my hair into this... shape. This is how ugly you look like when you're undergoing puberty, no wait, no, not you, this is how ugly I look like when I was undergoing puberty. AND this is why I never show people my 12 year-old photo. Until now. Ariel looks quite cute here anyway. OMG I think I should delete this photo.

Seriously, not prasing ourselves but, we really look so much prettier now. Don't you think so? * SMILE BRIGHTLY*

Peace out yo. :)

So stressed up.

2011-08-25T04:32:00.000-07:00

Look who's here.

(just in case u forgotten my face)

*the pictures are all taken from my phone with lousy 2 megapixel camera so yeah, the pictures qualities are obviously not good.

Oh yes, here I am again writing my boring long blog post and mumbling and grumbling like an old single lady as if people outside are so interested to know my life but the truth is no one is actually reading them. I sound so pathetic. BLAH.

I am suppose to be in MPSJ now playing volleyball like a happy kid but thanks to my mum who said that it's gonna rain and refuse to fetch me there, I am stuck in my house again. And IT ISN'T RAINING NOT A SINGLE DRIP.

First trial exams are over (like FINALLY) but guess what? Second trial exams are in 10 more days. -.-

So, there's no point to be so happy. Waste your energy. Might as well save it for the next 'war'.

Seriously, my school wants me to die. Exams, exams, exams, EXAMS EXAMS AND MORE EXAMS. Dear readers, if I suddenly die ( CHOI CHOI CHOI TOUCHWOOD) you know what's the reason and who to put the blame on.

I hate exams. (who likes exam anyway? You? WEIRDO.) For the whole month I've been spending most of my time in the room studying and studying like crazy, I am so sick of school books right now, I can just vomit if I ever touch it again. But too bad second trials are coming AGAIN and I've no choice. Even if I vomit till my intestines come out, I still have to continue studying.

My room is so freaking messy. If I find a cockroach running around in my room, I wouldn't be surprise. But I am praying hard that no cockroach will step into my room or else I am gonna scream until Shi-yi who's in Australia and Denise who's in Canada can hear me. Piles and piles of books are stacked all over my floor, bed, under my bed, shirts can be found not only in the closet, but on the chair and bed, I really can't stand the messi-ness of my room. I know I am suppose to clean and tidy it, but I am too busy and lazy to do so. That's an excuse, I know. :P

I look terrible now. My hair is so ugly right now, my bangs are gone as they grew longer and longer and I didn't have the time to cut them, pimples are poping out on my face and I hate them, my face is as rough as a sandpaper right now, sometimes I really feel like crying when I look into the mirror, I don't look like Carmen Teoh, I looked like I am ten years older instead, I miss my face.

This picture is not edited at all. Can see my pimples?? Well... OK they're not that obvious in the picture, I look even more terrible in real life.

And I am fatter. Definitely fatter. I've been eating non-stop for the month. What to do, too much pressure.

My bangs are gone.

As I come up to high school, from form 3 to form 4 to form 5, I realise that I don't enjoy studying science. I mean, if you want me to read and gain some knowledge about it, that's ok. But if you want me to read and read them over and over again and memorise them. I really really hate doing so. I don't like science. I don't adore them. Especially Physics. I am so freaking sick of them. And I am a pure science student. I must be the SMARTEST girl in this world.

Some people can just study and study non-stop, they read the textbooks, and then the reference books, they read everything and they don't look stressed up at all. And their results are like, WHOOSH, can shoot your head off. I wonder how this people can do it. I wonder how they can STAND it.

I know SPM isn't the hardest exam in the world, and I know I am not the only one sitting for SPM but seriously I just don't see the point why am I studying so hard for.

For the cert. For your future, so that you can find a job. For scholarships

But the problem is, I am studying for the sake of exams. I am not studying because I wanna know more about that certain thing. I am not enjoying what I am doing now. It sucks and it's stupid. WHAT'S THE POINT?

What's the point???

I miss being a kid.

SPM = PMS.

And what annoys me even more is it's exam month now, and the exams start as early as 7.35am, and most of the time the assembly will be cancelled so we could get back to our class earlier, but everytime, this stupid protocol, which doesn't allow the class doors to be unlocked until our teacher comes, made us wait and wait outside the classroom, at the corridor like little beggars. It's so stupid as it's already 7.30am but the prefects are still refusing to unlock the doors, and exam is in 5 minutes time. I don't blame the prefects 'cause I was a prefect and I know this isn't their fault and I KNOW who's the one who created such 'brilliant' rule.

Why can't you just allow us to go in? It's not as if we're gonna break the tables and chairs and windows without a teacher guarding us. We are freaking SEVENTEEN. Not seven. Gosh.

And the songs. OMG THE SONGS. Every morning my school will play a song, they used to be some pop songs, but recently they are playing some really awful songs. And when I say awful, they are REALLY AWFUL. The melody, the instruments used, and the singer! They don't even deserve to be called as a song, they're noise! The composer should not be hired at all.Our school PA system really sucks so I can't really hear the lyrics. But the melody really is a torture for your ears. What is more we are having exams, and what we need is peace and quiet for us to concentrate. Our mood are really bad, very very bad, plus these awful horrible songs, you are exerting even more pressure on us. PLEASE.

Anyway, one good new, I got an 'A' for my ADD MATHS!!! From a C+ to an A HAHAHA. IN YOUR FACE YOU SMELLY UGLY ADD MATHS! Let's just hope that my teacher did not count my marks wrongly and I can continue get an A or even an A+ for the next exam and so.

Ignore my face. Focus on A+.

Anyway,

I am gonna find a boyfriend like this:

I smell food. BYE. :)

What's in my mind?

2011-07-22T00:09:00.000-07:00

OMGGGGGG

1. I wanna go to the beach with bikinis and sunshades and play beach volleyball!!!
2. I wanna go to Maldives. And Hawaii.
3. I wanna go diving.
4. I wanna go Malacca.
5. I want an iPhone. (My dad says if I get at least 7 A+ 2 A, he will get one for me. I took only 10 subjects and he expect me to get such flying colours results. Too high expectation wei. But for the sake of iPHONE, I will try la...)
6. I want a Canon EOS 600D.
7. I want a Polaroid.
8. I wanna earn money. I NEED MORE MONEY.
9. I am gonna spend my seventeenth b'day with Trial Exam. WHYYYYY????
10. Last but not least, I DON'T WANT SPM!!!

I am not gonna update my blog that often anymore until trials end. Or maybe until SPM ends. Don't miss me. :)

I GOT NS WTH.

2011-07-12T03:30:00.000-07:00

Kapil was checking the NS (National Service) thingy for me in the newsroom this morning, and I was standing right beside him. The bloody website loaded so slowly, slower than a snail with 5kg shell, keeping me in suspense and...

Semakan Pelatih Terpilih Online

Tahniah! Anda terpilih memenuhi Program Latih Khidmat Negara Siri 9/2012 .

NAMA: TEOH KAH WOON
NO. KAD PENGENALAN: XXXXXXXXXXXX

Penempatan pelatih akan dimaklumkan kemudian. Terima Kasih.

(Translate: They are saying that I got chosen for NS.)

WTF...

(The stupid lousy website is down again so I can't upload the real picture up here, instead, I typed.)

Ariel said I fell and lie on the ground literally once I saw my name on the list. I don't remember I did that though.

And wow, they 'Tahniah' me. WHY THE HELL ARE THEY CONGRATULATING ME???!!! SHIT.

People are spreading rumors about the NS camps are haunted with ghosts and rapists. But that's not the thing I am worrying about. You know what I care the most? I HAVE TO USE THE PUBLIC TOILET FOR THREE BLOODY MONTHS AND I HAVE TO WASH THE APPLE PIE SKIN (private joke). That means I can't shit in my house's toilet bowl for THREE MONTHS. And I'll get darker. Oh no... I told my mum I'm gonna bring three big bottles of sunblock there. NOT KIDDING.

I have tons of things to do now, but I'll continue this some other day. BYE.

Tahniah! Anda terpilih memenuhi Program Latih Khidmat Negara Siri 9/2012 .

SHIIIITTTTTTTT.

I'M A ROCKSTAR!!!!!

2011-07-10T01:57:00.000-07:00

Guess what?

SHI-YI THE LADY MAGORAT IS BACK FROM AUSSIE!!!!

for just a few days, of course. She's going back to Australia soon. Again.

Well I am not gonna write much in this post (hopefully) 'cause I know once I start writing, I'll be very cheong hei keep on writing and writing and writing non-stop until you get annoyed. HEH.

So, Shi-yi's back! YAY! And she's not as thin as before now. Means fatter. :O That's what she gets for eating so much pork in Australia. But her face skin complexion is so bloody good now. It's like so powdery, so soft and so... taufu fa. HAHA. And she's so much fairer now. Even TIO MIN LING is tanner than her. Hohotatayo.

Shi-yi ar, I missed you so much ar.

And guess what she bought me from Aussie? A pink soap. -.-

But the soap smells super nice, it's like the fragrance in the shop called Lovely Lace. And it's pink! She said she got it from a flea market.

You know I hate pronouncing soap and soup. 'Cause everytime when I wanna say 'soap', I'll pronouns it as 'soup', and when I wanna say 'soup', I'll pronouns it as 'soap'. Ugh. why can't you name soup as water or liquid or waquid?

Ok picture time! (Shi-yi has only a few pictures here because she thinks posing with instruments is childish and she is bored of taking pics. :O) Most of the pics are from Denise's PRO DSLR, and some from mine. Most of the pictures are edited.

The theme (THERE IS ALWAYS A THEME WHEN WE'RE HAVING A GATHERING WITH MY 'SISTERS' AND I ALWAYS HATE THEME PARTY SO MUCH BUT NO CHOICE IF I DON'T DRESS ACCORDING TO THE THEME THEY WILL KILL ME BY NAGGING AT ME NON-STOP.) was erm... er... ROCKSTAR.

So we er... put on make up and dressed like a rockstar. But I think we're quite lame and mind you, I look very noob in the pictures.

Denice's new house doesn't have a table (yet) so we ate our lunch on a... floor.

Cheh Min Ling looks so pro.

Shi-yi with her glittery eyes.

Ariel drew a star under my eye. It looks like a big mole on my face from far so I edited away the star from most of the pictures you'll see later. This picture looks super scary. :/

SO FIERCE.

I wanted to do some very cool pose but I ended up looking like this. I can never do cool pose. :( You know why? 'Cause I am not cool, I am HOT! (thick-face)

It doesn't matter if I can't do cool pose or not, 'cause I am not gonna be a model, I am gonna be an awesome pharmacist who poses with medicine! YAY! :D

OMG so lame.

TIO MIN LING I KNOW YOU TOOK YOUR BRACES OFF ALREADY AND I KNOW YOU HAVE STRAIGHTER TEETH THAN ME.

This one is quite cool. RIGHT? say yes.

Who wants puppy please get it from Denice Loo. She has seven of them at home.

The puppy's cuter than me.

The two mothers-wanna-be.

HAHA SAMPAT DENICE.

Ariel Chen was holding her violin and ~~saying~~ nagging " WOIII I WANT PROFILE PICTURE WOI I WANT A NEW PROFILE PICTURE WOIII FASTER TAKE FOR ME" NON-STOP somemore stomping her feet on the ground like a little kid. So Min Ling, Denice and Shi-yi tried to block her when I was preparing to take her pic by running around in front of the camera. SO LAME.

This is how crazy my friends can be.

What is Ariel doing??

HAIYO WHY THE THREE OF YOU DIDN'T DO NEW YORK POSE?

Ariel kept on posing with her violin.

Gosh Min Ling ar, you have to be more lady-like.

This one looks like a family photo.

Somehow this pic makes me think of the Wonder Girls' album cover.

SAMPAT.

Finally make up's off.

Ariel looks so cute here.

We were watching Insidious at night and Ariel the timid mouse doesn't dare to watch so she hide under the blanket and sleep. I was busy playing Eddie's iPhone so I donno what's the movie about. Actually I purposely to play Ed's iPhone 'cause I am afraid that I'll get nightmare. :( At least I didn't hide under the blanket and sleep.

This is the last pic I took for Shi-Yi. With her hand blocking her face.

........................................

WUSHU EXAM.

We had wushu exam today and it was actually quite... fun. (which psycho would say an exam is fun? ME.) I actually enjoyed it. I feel like going for another wushu exam again. HEHE.

I was a bit nervous, of course, and I did some mistakes but I think I can pass it? Hopefully. And there's this boy called Kah Chun, a super pro wushu boy, pro-er than me 10000000 times, told me not to be so nervous and treat the exam as a practice session, and treat the practice sessions as exams.

If I wanna treat the practice sessions as exams, then I am gonna be nervous in every practice session? Okay... that sounds a bit weird.

My mum asked me to show her some wushu moves and she says I look like I am dancing more then wushu-ing. Well, I'll take that as a compliment! :D

I learned both Taekwondo and Wushu before, and frankly, Wushu is much more fun than Taekwondo. Wushu looks... prettier and yeng-er. Like Ip Man.

We look like 中国阿嬤.

I ❤ Wushu :D

Stylo Milo doctor/ pharmacist.

2011-07-03T03:52:00.000-07:00

Sampat kia camwhore so much. HEH.

Just came back from Taylor's Open Day and did my career test. As expected, I was suggested to take either Mass Communication or Marketing (buisness) course.

This was the result of my... er... personality? Whatever you call that la:

Realistic: 0 (Does that mean that I am such a dreamer, not realistic at all?)

Artistic: 16

Enterprising: 11

Investigative: 12

Social: 14

Conventional: 0

I was surprised that I got highest for 'artistic'. I never categorized myself as an 'artistic' person before. Haha. I think I am more like a 'Social' person. But anyway, the three most ridiculous and silly career suggestion was Poets and Lyricists and Curators. According to the counsellor/ adviser there, Curator is someone who works in a museum. -.-

You. Want. Me. To. Work. In. A. Museum.

Looking at those artifacts and sculptures and bog bodies everyday? Seriously? That's so not me. I wanna work with alive organisms. Not dead, immovable... things. I think I am gonna be the next dead, immovable... thing in the museum if I really work in a museum. And then when you visit the museum, you'll be like, 'OMG isn't that Carmen Teoh, why is she stucked in the glass cabinet in this museum, HELLO CARMEN TEOH CAN YOU HEAR ME???' *knock the glass* CHOI CHOI CHOI TOUCHWOOD.

HAHA I AM SO LAME.

And poet and lyricists? Haha people in the whole earth will suffer if I become one of them. I bring peace to the world, not suffer. I know I am good at blogging ( cheh, who says so? ) but writing poems and lyrics are really not my thing.

O*NET, which is the name of the career test, gave me quite a lot of career suggestions that are mostly in the field like clinical psychology, mental health and psychiatrist.

Mental health = Mental Problem = Mental disorder = Tanjung Rambutan = People wrapped in white long cloth screaming and laughing for no reason = No thank you.

I don't think I will step into this mental psychology bla bla bla field, as one, I don't wanna work in a mental hospital, two, I might get mental problem myself. Not kidding, my mum's friend's sister was studying about psychology, probably clinical psychology and she's now having a bit of mental disorder. My family doesn't encourage me to go into this field either.

And then I bumped into my mum's friend's son. ( Just so you know, the 'my mum's friend' I said earlier up there and the 'my mum's friend' I am talking now is the same person. Reading my blog is quite confusing sometimes, isn't it? Never mind, I am training you to... utilize your brains?) He is one of the Taylor's scholar who got full scholarship from foundation up till Bachelor Degree, WHOA. Not easy to earn it, don't play play. Do you know how much money he can save for his mum? WHOA.

Then I was asking him about stuff the interviewers ask during interview and some advice. And all I can say is, he is, how to say, super proficient? Expert? I mean, the way he talks, it's like he knows everything. No wonder he can get that scholarship.

And he told me I cannot fully believe and depend on what O*NET told me.

I am not gonna follow what O*NET says either way 'cause I suddenly feel like doing *in a small voice* medicine or pharmacy... OKAY LA I know I just said I don't wanna do anything about science in the last post but the next day I woke up I was telling myself I have to find something more realistic to study instead of dreaming of becoming a TV host or a DJ. Did I mention before that I wanna be a TV host or DJ. I don't think I mentioned them in my blog before right? Did I?

I mean, how many TV and Radio stations are there in Malaysia? Ten? Fifteen? Twenty? AND how many people wanna be a DJ and TV host in Malaysia? Hundreds? Thousands? Hundred Thousands? Plus who wants to see your face on TV when you reach 40 and you're all old and wrinkly?

Mass Communication. What can you do after graduate? How many companies are there who wants Mass Comm graduate? So forget about it.

But if there's an audition for host or DJ I'll still go and give it a try. At least I can be a part time DJ or host when I am studying, right? HAH! Smart Carmen.

But my mum's friend's son ( I feel a little sheepish as I can't believe I didn't ask what's his name after getting so much advice and and information from him. So sorry mum's friend's son.) said I should prepare at least half a million bucks for myself if I wanna go for medicine. HOLY COW. HALF A MILLION.

Daddy, all I wanna say is... good luck.

Aiyo if not enough money I'll take that PTPTN loan lor...

Anyway I'll still be a stylo milo doctor/ pharmacist one day. And I will run a clinic/pharmacy and a boutique at the same time in the future. Watch me, my dear friends and readers.

Okay pictures from 1 Murid 1 Sukan. Which is a quite silly event. Anyway I'll still get a National Level cert. YAY!

I will definitely miss my sisters so freaking much after graduated from high school. I've never had friends who are like THIIIISSSSSS CLOSE before. I think I cannot find such close and awesome and cute friends anymore when I go up to college and uni. :( Shi-yi, you were suppose to be in this pic, WHY DID YOU GO AUSTRALIA?

By the way, we're all from Chinese primary school. Parents who are wondering which school to send your cute little kids? Choose Chinese primary school. No matter which race you are, Chinese, Malay, Indian, Korean, Japanese, African, Caucasian, Pluto-ian, GO TO CHINESE SCHOOLS. You'll surely get benefits. SERIOUS. Preferably LICK HUNG. Hehe I am a Lick Hung baby. :D Awesome school.

I suddenly feel like baking. Bye.

Oh btw, I am gonna remove my chatbox soon, 'cause many people are trying to advertise their site in my chatbox, some even say I 'thank you for your visit in my site'. HELLOOO? SINCE WHEN I VISIT YOUR SITE. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT MAKES YOU DESERVE MY VISIT. PLEASE. LIE TO A COW LA YOU. And I am not happy with it, nuffnang pays me for advertising their stuff, you don't. So yeah, I am gonna remove it. And if you have anything to ask or say, just simply type a comment under my blog post. Thank you so much sweeties.

My future = BLANK

2011-07-01T02:33:00.000-07:00

This is what I wrote in my Add maths project (so silly, there's even a project for add maths, asking you to apply add maths formula in the process of baking a CAKE. Gosh, I am speechless.)

which is a total big smelly bullshit.

Like hello, me? Carmen Teoh? Likes Add Maths??!! Seriously? Please, Malaysia will start snowing if I like Add Maths. Never in a zillion years.

I am like super not in a good mood, and I am so tired that I wanna take a nap, but at the same time I wanna blog, so I chose blogging instead of napping, because I love my readers. That's how sweet I am. :P

It was Hari Kerjaya today (translated as Career Day), there was this mini education fair in our school, for the fifth formers to ask about the course they're interested in and bla bla... You should know what an education fair is right? Don't tell me you don't know. I am lazy to explain.

So a Career Day is supposed to make you know more about which course you're interested in, which field you wanna be in and what you wanna do after SPM, am I right? But guess what, I AM EVEN MORE CONFUSED NOW.

OH GREAT.

Seriously I am so aimless, so lost, so confused... Even Cik Lai gets annoyed whenever she sees me 'cause I ask her too much things about all the courses and stuff, she says I am too blur, you know what Cantonese say "mong mong dong dong" and I don't have a target. In other words, I am hopeless, good luck.

*sigh*

Okay let's see, Engineering- definitely out, I hate Physics deep to my core. No way engineering. Between Chemistry and Biology, I always get better marks in Chemistry, but seriously, I donno how I get A for Chemistry because I really don't understand Chemistry, all the Pottasium Manganate (VII) and stuff. As for Biology, there are super a lot thing to read about and sometimes... I read until I wanna sleep. I think I am not gonna do anything about Science, though I am in Science stream, as I don't really like Science subjects, they're boring. But it's kinda... wasted, don't you think? After two years of studying these three subjects like mad, and I end up in a course which has nothing to do with Science. Wasted right? (I know you feel like throwing a stone at me.)

My mum wants me to be a doctor. Or something to do with Hotel Management. My dad wants me to be an engineer or an accountant. Why? I guess it's because they are er... more stable job? Easy to earn money? My friends say I am more in like, public relation, mass communication as I talk a lot. Some of them say I can try Buisness or Hotel Management.

Well, I hate everything that has something to do with numbers, except money, of course (who doesn't like money?) I don't like Mathematics, Additional Mathematics, and Physics, as you know. but I like to count money. HEH. Sometimes I am very money-minded and money-face, who isn't? (I know you feel like throwing another stone to me again) I mean, without money, where do you get nice car, nice clothes, nice house, nice food, and your school/college/ university/ tuition fees? Indeed, money is of paramount importance, don't deny that.

I've been thinking of being a child specialist 'cause I like kids, but thinking of studying medicine for seven years and the large amount of fees make me shudder. Plus by the time I graduate and finish my training, I am like what, almost thirty? I WANNA GET MARRIED LAH WEI. I've been also considering Business, as I wanna run a boutique one day, be the boss and shake my legs. But my mum says I'll surely rugi, so encouraging, mum. And there are so many people studying Business, and I would probably ended up promoting some credit cards to you. And no offence, my friend's mum who is a lecturer for Business told me that most people who are studying Business are... er... not that... smart. You know what I meant, no offence. I have also been thinking about Mass Communication or Public Relation, but, once again, SO BLOODY MANY PEOPLE ARE STUDYING THESE COURSES, my piano teacher adviced me not to take these courses or I'll ended up being a jobless graduate. *sigh again* Then I saw this Fashion Marketing and Management course offered in Raffles and I am quite interested in it, you know why la, I like all these fashion stuffs, but then again which girl doesn't like fashion? Hospitality and Tourism were in my list, 'cause I wanna travel around?

(Throw thousands of stones at me)

I wanna do so many things, might as well me a Wonder Woman, go and save the world. Somemore can fly. Now you know how aimless I am. So smart, Carmen Teoh, so smart.

I am going to Taylor's Open Day this weekend and I'll do my career test there and decide what I want la.

AIYA DON'T CARE LA DON'T CARE LA, CONCENTRATE ON MY SPM FIRST LA.

This post is getting a little boring, all words and reading my complaints must have made your eye sore, so, some pictures for you. :)

Volleyball people. Min Ling's hand is at the wrong place. -.-

Sports Day:

My hair is so messy. UGH.

We ended up selling the Bruschetta and cookies at 2 for RM 2. RUGI BESAR.

Those people who didn't visit our stall, YOU ARE NOT HOT.

This one looks like a behind the scene wedding photoshoot. I hope Ariel's not reading this. HOHOHO.

Min Ling's sheep face.

Why didn't buy our food??? I'll boom-ify you.

By the way, whose running tomorrow??? I am running, for the sake of the cert of course. Running is like the sport that I like the least. I rather swim. And there's wushu tomorrow!! I miss wushu HEHE. :)

OKAY BYE.

Sunblock is useless. I still get darker. :(

2011-06-25T06:14:00.000-07:00

It's sports day today so Volleyball club decided to sell some food and beverage today. Poor Denise and I've been standing under the big round hot scorching sun for God knows how long to take care of our stall and sell our stuffs. All thanks to Ariel, Min Ling, Loo and Ying Qi who were supposed to HELP US ditched us and ffk, go and run what-so-ever 400m relay bla bla ALL AT THE SAME TIME. (well they did help la, but just FOR AWHILE.) So there's only left both of us selling stuffs like Pasar Malam Aunties at the same time 'sunbathing' unwillingly.

And this is what I get.

My hand turns red literally and dad says it's going to turn brown tomorrow. NO WAY. I WANT MY FAIR SKIN BACK I DON'T CARE. T.T

Saw the different skin tone between my leg and my hand? My hand were suppose to be as fair as my leg. Okay maybe slightly darker. And saw the strap at my wrist, yeah? That's where I wear my watch. Great, now my hand has two colours.

And you have to look at my face, it looks even redder than this.

This is what you get for living in a country with tropical climate.

Sorry no camwhore pic, I look super exhausted and super semangat-less, don't wanna show you not nice picture.

Sunblock is useless, what's the point of putting on sunblock all over my skin when I still get darker? I know sunblock helps in preventing UV rays too but you know what I care the most? Not UVA, not UVB, I just wanna maintain my fair skin. (this doesn't mean that I do not care about UV rays AT ALL) And if possible I wanna get fairer. I have fair skin disorder.

"Get darker not good meh? Look healthier and tanner mah."

Go away la you. Who says you have to be tan to look healthy? MEH.

School athletes run under the sun every afternoon and get darker and darker everyday. Holy mama if I am one of them I will cry whenever I look at the 'tan' Carmen Teoh in the mirror. Somemore says wanna be an athlete. CHEH.

And I was coughing non-stop in school some more have to shout "Buy our cookies, buy our bruschetta..." Oh great now it got worse. I am gonna have a very 'sexy' voice tomorrow. YAY.

But anyway thank you Edward Low Ven Szen (sorry i forgotten how to spell your full name and sorry I didn't give you a discount.) and Cheese Chee Sern and Lih Wern and Ka Xin and for helping us to promote our food although you guys are not in Volleyball Club (except Lih Wern). Thank you Yee Yang for the ice box. Thank you all customers who bought our stuffs, so much. Thank our awesome Volleyball club teacher-in-charge Pn. Shirley for sponsoring us money and THANK YOU our president for DOING NOTHING. I think he didn't even come to school.

I am gonna hide myself from the sun for two months from now on.

Tarantula +Dim Sum + Church Parents' Day.

2011-06-19T01:45:00.000-07:00

Okay before showing you those saliva-dripping-delicious Dim Sum's photos, I shall present you...

TOBYN'S BABY TARANTULA!!! with pink legs!!! (why does it sound so cute here? I don't like spiders.)

Frankly, this picture made the Tarantula looks quite cute. :O

I am not a spider lover, in fact I am afraid of spiders, not just spiders, I am afraid all things that are called--- INSECTS (except ants la of course, sometimes I find ants quite cute. I am weird :O). Including butterflies. I know butterflies are beautiful, but I am still afraid of them. 'Cause someone told me that butterflies' wings have some sort of powder that will make you go blind. I don't know whether is it true or not, but since then I don't dare to go near a butterfly ever again.

I wonder why some people have the guts to let the butterfly stands on their fingers. Careful, later you go blind.

I know spider is not an insect scientifically but I DON'T CARE I STILL TAKE IT AS AN INSECT BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE AN INSECT. Some more dares to call myself a science stream student *faceless* .

Spider climbing on Tobyn's hand. Isn't Tarantulla poisonous? Whatever.

She even asked me whether I wanna try letting the spider climbs on my finger. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. I will faint forever if that spider touches me.

They are all spiders. Tobyn brought spiders to church. WOW. And she says she has like 40 spiders at home. The biggest one is like the size of a palm. She made the spiders mate and have babies and she sells them at price MYR 40 each. If you're interested in buying one, get it from her.

I don't know if you still have the mood to look at pictures of Dim Sum, after looking at the spider pics, you might gonna puke, so prepare a pail. HAHA.

So I went to this Dim Sum restaurant in Damansara Jaya with Jarrod, Tobey, Tobais, and Tobyn. Yes the To's are sisters. They sells super extraordinary Dim Sums which I had never tried before, so nicely wrapped, and they're super yummy. But also the most expensive breakfast I've ever had in my life. Probably because we ordered too many Dim Sums?

I am not gonna add captions for all the photos 'cause I don't know some of their names.

Mussel with cheese and meat Dim Sum.

Tau Fu Pok. I didn't try it but Tobey says it's super delicious.

Bacon wrapped around meat. It's like a combination of western and Asian food. This one tastes super good, must order this if you're there.

Siew Mai, the most common Dim Sum.

Prawns in it. Super fresh and elastic prawns. Hahaha elastic prawns. My england is very powderful.

This photo is super nice right? Like DSLR's product. Sometimes my photography skill is quite good. *thick-face*

Chee Cheong Fan with vegetables. The skin is super soft I tell you.

The address, visit them if you're interested.

Then Jarrod sends us back to church to attend the service. It's my church's parents' day so there are some interesting performances.

The worship team.

Praise Dance by Chinese Service.

They made all of us stand to dance together.

Dance performance from the 365 youth.

WHOA Vanessa swinging her hair.

The Voices. Our church's choir team. Super good performance. They're performing harmony... what do you call that? A Cappella? Super awesome.

A drama from the drama team--- Wantan Girl, very funny drama.

Saw that 'One Tonne Mee'?? HAHA.

The actors.

Pastor Hong Seng and Pastor Soo Lan.

My shiny shoes. My legs look so fat at this angle. *run away and pretend that I didn't hear you saying 'your legs look fat at every angle* HAHA

Praying for the fathers.

Adrian. One of the dance performers. Haha super awesome hairstyle, Adrian.

Joanne and Benjamin's head.

Ignore my hair. My fringe is super duper long and annoying now, I have to cut it soon.

with the To's sisters. Tobyn's not here.

I look so weird here. I post this pic because Tobey looks good here. But my shoes are super cool anyway. :P

Take 1. Tab Tab and Chien Wen. Tab Tab asked us to do the gangsters' pose but haha look what am I doing. I am a good girl la Tab Tab! HAHA.

Take 2. Not prepared, what's my hand doing? My shoes are still so cool.

Take 3. Ah, that's better. I really need to cut my fringe.

AJ! You are the prettiest la AJ!

Jacinta!

Jacq!!

Jacinta and Jacq!!

Okay no more, I still have loads of homeworks to do. BYE!!

First C in my high school life.

2011-06-17T03:05:00.000-07:00

HOLY MACARONI CHEESE.

I was freaking shock, sad, depressed, hopeless, disappointed, upset, distraught and whatever bombastic words you would use to describe sad when I got back my Add Maths paper with a big fat UGLY 'C' on it. It was totally unbelievable, not that I am praising myself but I really seldom get lousy results throughout my high school life, wait, not just high school, but also my secondary school life, I mean like, the lousiest result I've ever get is like what, B? Well, I don't say that I always get excellent results, I am just, you know, average, but I've never ever get a 'C' before in my entire life. (excluding when I was in standard 4 I got a 'C' for my Malay Essay, but that's an exception 'cause I was off-topic when writing the essay, I mean, I still can get at least a 'B' judging from the grammar and vocab and spellings and whatever crap you'll consider when you mark an essay.) What's more I am bloody kiasu so I will always try my best to absorb as many things as possible before exams, although unwillingly, but I'll still do revisions.

My tears almost burst out when I look at that ugly 'C' on my paper, I can feel like the tears droplets are racing and pushing as hard as possible so that they get out of the tear glands. But of course I tried my best to hold it and stop them from bursting out, do you know how embarrassing is it to cry in front of 43 people?

I know I really terribly suck at Add Maths, I am never good at it, I am never good at calculations and numbers, somehow, they just don't like me. :( And I know that I screwed my Add Maths papers, but I did not expect a C. Actually I got a C+ to be more precise, but that makes no difference right? IT'S STILL A 'C'! OH &$*&*#%^)!@# I HATE YOU ADD MATHS.

And what makes me feel worse is, when teacher is discussing and giving us the correct answers and calculations of our papers, I found out that I have so many stupid careless mistakes, and there are 13 marks which I shouldn't have lose it. 13 MARKS. And we still haven't discuss Paper 2 yet. OMG. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A 'B'. Someone please splash a pail of cold water on me now.

I was having a list of beautiful straight A's (including A-) until I got back my Add Maths result, stupid 'C+' ruined my list. I know my name starts with a 'C', but I seriously don't need a 'C' in my record book. AND WHAT'S MORE I WANNA APPLY FOR SCHOLARSHIPS????? How am I supposed to earn a scholarship when there's a 'C' in my record book, OMG my dreams are broken. Now what? @*&#*&*^@#$^!&^#^!(^#(&^#$@$@*!$&Q@!&!#&#^#*!^()!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know many failed in this exam, and some people who got worse results than me might feel like slapping me right now. Well, just so you know, most of my friends, not just from my class but other classes too, are so bloody smart and intelligent, do you know how big the competition is? Yes, I admit, I don't like the feeling of being a loser, I am very kiasu, but so what? I am not the only one who's like this. You have to start realising that you can't survive in this world if you're not kiasu. Well, this is reality, what to do?

Seriously if this situation happens in SPM, I will really bang myself to the wall.

Okay let's just stop talking about my results.

More pictures from wushu camp.

Most of the people in this photo are the people who are in the Special Team which I said earlier in the recent post, all the wushu pros. I feel so lost here, I didn't wanna be in this pic, but Amelia was like asking me and Carmen Ho to join them, oh gosh they must be wondering "who is this girl at the corner, why is she here, OMG is she a GHOST? I've never seen her before" HAHAHA not funny.

Ariel's brilliant idea to tear off the cardboard to cross the so-called 'river' and hoo-ray our group won. Lazy to explain the game, I'm not in the mood.

A few of my friends who are Singapore scholars came back to visit our school and friends as Singapore's are having term-break holidays now. So I was like chatting with them, asking them how's life, how's Singapore and stuff, and when I talk to them, I always find myself less mature, less smart, less independant, less... confident? They just sound so, pro. I don't know, probably because they are studying in Singapore now, and you how different their syllabus, CCA (this is a new short-form I learned from them, CCA stands for co-curricular activities) and how stressful it is in Singapore. I mean, compare to Singapore, our exams are like, peanuts? And CCA is really important in Singapore, unlike us, how many of us in Malaysia care about our co-curriculum?

Jacie, also a Singapore scholar told me that there's like a street, a place in Singapore which youngsters gather around to dance and share their knowledge of dancing. She says the place is full of graffiti and it's like those places in America which you can always see it in TV. And if you want, you can join them to learn dancing for free. Jacie says she's currently learning break dance there. OMG SO COOL SO COOL. Why Malaysia doesn't have this kind of place?? But if there's really this kind of place, do I have the courage to join them?

And Wan Ting told me that there's a school in Singapore, I forgotten the name, but they are using iPad to study in their class. :O That's so awesome, but if you are not rich enough, you cannot survive in Singapore.

If I have a chance, if I am smart enough, if I am qualified, I really wish to go there, although I know it's gonna be stressful. It's a whole new experience, going around with MRT and public transports, socializing with people from different countries and different nations, staying in dorms, having a room mate... You're gonna be so much more independent and mature, and not as pampered as a brat anymore. It's gonna be tough, definitely gonna be, and challenging too, but if I really have a chance, I will accept the challenge and go there.

OMG dream so much.

And what's more awesome is, Ariel told me that people in Singapore are so stylo-milo, the office ladies, the shoppers, the pedestrians... You can imagine right? Most people went to Singapore before so they know how it's like, I went there before too, but that was like eons ago so I can't really remember. But by just looking at Xia Xue and Tammy Tay's blog, you know how it's like right?

Don't you feel sometimes, maybe when you're dressing in a very, like stylish and different clothes to a place, say a gathering or shopping mall or something, some people might use a different kind of way to look at you, in their mind thinking, 'what on earth is wrong with this girl, why is she dressing like this, who she thinks she is, why is she so vain?' and bla bla bla. It's very very irritating, don't you think? I mean, it's non of your buisness right so why are you so kepo and care about what I am wearing? What's more when you don't even know what you're wearing and you still have the guts of judging people. So not cool. At least I spent time on dressing up myself, I wanna present the best look of myself to the others, it's a form of respect, not just to yourself but the others too. You get it? Some people just don't understand the art of it. UGH.

Okay, I am so hungry right now, and I should really go and find something to eat, so I shall stop here. BYE.

Wushu.

2011-06-12T06:15:00.000-07:00

I am back from wushu camp!!! Wushu camp was fun, we played quite some games, sketch and did LOTS of trainings. Now I feel like my leg muscles, especially at the thighs, are bursting. SO PAINFUL I CAN DIE. Especially when I am sitting up and getting up. Oh gosh how am I gonna climb the 8 flight of stairs tomorrow to my classroom. Why my school no lift?

I couldn't sleep on the first night. I think I slept for only 1 hour. The sleeping bag was so thin and the floor was so hard. I will never wanna sleep in a sleeping bag anymore. PLEASE. Why am I talking like a brat?

And I was bed-sick. not home-sick. I miss my bed so much.

Carmen Ho and I couldn't sleep so we hide in the sleeping bag and camwhored in the dark. So lame.

This one is quite scary.

And we were chatting until 2am. My bro told me that his friend who slept in my dorm complained that we're very noisy. Sorry lor.

Some useless funny photos of Min Ling and Ariel. And my slippers.

Most of the photos are taken by Carmen Ho. Thank you Carmen.

The facilitators. Hou Yi, our dear president of wushu, Teong jing, our vice-president and Iris, the pretty secretary.

In wushu there's this team called Special Team, and their members are super pro. When they... how to say... er perform their wushu? They are super fast, and super powerful, like watching Ip Man, and fast forward the movie. Some of them took part in Sukma, National team and lots and lots of competitions and performances. I am seriously a great lousy wushu member compared to them. I can't even stand doing 马步 and 弓步 for two minutes. Okay la, maybe I am not that bad, I can maybe squat for two minutes, but not more than that? My thighs are too weak, they get tired easily when I am doing those stunts, they will actually tremble. Crazy.

But seriously if you get to see the wushu pro from Special Team perform, you would wanna join wushu too. That's also why I am in wushu now, though I am not good in it. I was a scout, but our school scout is like... er... you know la, not so good to comment here, and I didn't enjoy being a scout, so I left scout and join wushu. And I regretted that I didn't join wushu since form 1, or else I'll maybe be like a quarter of the wushu pros already. I wish I can go back to the past. But sadly that will never happens.

马步 and 弓步. Haha I actually went and google seach the photos of these stunts for you. Try doing these at home for five minutes, and make sure you squat lower than the people in the photos, super tired.

And according to Mr. Ho Robin our coach, when you're doing 马步 and 弓步, you are building muscles in your thighs and burning fats. Good way to get thinner legs?

this is Jia Qi, also one of the members of Special team. She might be small, but she's strong.

Milo sponsored T-shirt and some money for our camp.

Our coach, Ho Robin in the middle. Don't play play, I heard that he's the world champion for wushu, and we're lucky to get him as our coach. He's quite famous.

And I heard that our school has the best wushu club among all the schools in Subang?

By the way, my coach and some of his students are going up on TV but forgotten when. Just tune into Wa Lai Toi and watch la.

My group was Ninja Turtles. ( I know, very lame.) They are the sifu and ninja turtles in our sketch. All of them are younger than me and Ariel. Old already. *sob sob*

Carmen Ho and Albert. Albert looks super cool when he's performing.

Carmen and Carmen.

Where ever Carmen is, there will be camwhore photos.

I like this one. Except the second pic at the right corner hehe.

You hardly see Albert do these kind of post.

This LEME LEME or LOMO LOMO app in iPhone is super cool. I love it wei, too bad my phone not Hi-tech enough to download them :(

School's mirror.

Teong Jing, our group's facilitator. Also very good in wushu.

The cutest boy in wushu, Pui Xian. Super cute one OMG like those little monk in cartoons. SO FREAKING CUTE.

one of my group's member. I was sweating like crazy. Bloody hot.

敬礼. Okay just ignore our facial expression.

Our wushu camp's t-shirt. Ariel designed it.

This one even lamer.

School's starting tomorrow again and I really have to be serious already, SPM is in like less than 5 months and I cannot fool around anymore. OMG so scared so scared so scared. So yea, I won't be updating my blog that frequent anymore. But still thank you so much for reading.

Holidays are too short. I don't feel like I rested.

Wushu Camp.

2011-06-09T07:16:00.000-07:00

Weeeee~~~ I am back home from Johor. Finally can sleep on my sweet sweet bed with my sweet sweet boasters and pillows ( which were once soaked with my saliva, sweat, tears and dead skin cells.) I didn't have any good sleep at all when I was in my parents' hometown.

I was unpacking and packing (unpacking clothes from hometown, packing clothes for tomorrow's Wushu Camp) half way and I got so bored so I'll continue later. Or tomorrow. Sometimes it's really annoying packing up stuff. Don't you think??

Anyway, I hope wushu camp is going to be a fun one and I really have no idea right now how am I going to sit for the wushu exams. (actually you don't really 'sit' for wushu exams, you er... 'fight' for it?) I already forgotten like 90% of all the styles and stunts and punches and kicks... And some I haven't even learn yet. OH NO. :O

Aiya, die then die lar.

I like this floral dress, of all floral dresses I've tried, this is the one and only floral dress I look good in, but I DIDN'T BUY IT. WHY DIDN'T I BUY IT? Sometimes I really don't know what am I thinking.

Salesgirls love to smell my butt.

2011-06-08T03:35:00.000-07:00

I didn't know my butt smells that nice though.

Cause my nose can't reach my butt?? haha wth?

One thing I HATE the most is -other than cockroaches and physics and houseworks- salesgirls who follow me everywhere I go in the shop. They LITERALLY attach their bodies on my back. (okay this sounds REALLY wrong) I know I have a sexy back *thick face* and I know they love it so much but I didn't know they're obsessed with it.

Salesgirls, especially salesgirls in JOHOR, they really really love to smell customers' butt. No offence, but they really walk directly behind you, less than 2cm behind your back. It's really scary. Like they are going to molest you in no time.

Dear salesgirls, can you please leave me alone when I'm shopping in your shop for goodness sake. DID I NOT tell you a ZILLION times I'll look around myself and I'll call you when I wanna ask the price or what-so-ever? Well actually I don't really need you to be honest because there are price tags on all the things sold already. I don't need you either in boutiques because I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO WEAR A CLOTHE? SO WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME AS IF I'LL BREAK YOUR STUFF?? Are you afraid that I'll tear your clothes off? Or you're afraid that I'll run around your shop and scream and shriek and push your fake models down like a kid? HUH? Just because I don't look old enough to be a SEVENTEEN YEAR-OLD GIRL??? I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT.

And you know, when they're sticking themselves at my back, I have this feeling that they are suspecting that I'll steal their stuff. I know I am not the only one who has this kind of feeling. Just because I don't wear thick makeup when I am shopping ( Girls in Johor wear really really REALLY thick makeup when they're shopping, like 10cm thick) and I look like a kid, you're suspecting I am a thief, and I don't have money to pay for your stuff? HUH? Fine, you're discriminating each other against age and appearance now. I'll report you. :P

And you know what I'll do whenever I encounter such salesgirls in a shop? I'll purposely walk a few rounds in the shop, making sure the salesgirls are following me, and suddenly walking faster, making sure again the salesgirls are catching up with me (you can hear the flapping sound of their shoes when they are chasing you HAHAHA) and I'll walk out of the shop, without buying anything. HAHAHA SO FUN. I am so naughty, so? They chose to follow me one.

Next time, once I step into a shop, I'll shout 'THREE FEET AWAY!!!' to the salesgirls and I'll flash my Visa cards and cash in front of them until they cannot open their eyes. Okay lah, I don't have Visa cards. Or I'll purposely fart once they stick behind my back again. Then they will faint HAH!

Seriously, salesgirls please stop following me as if I'll steal your stuff. I won't okay? And you'll only scare your customers away. Sometimes, shoppers need freedom. And bosses, don't hire a salesgirl before asking them demonstrate the way to serve a customer. Thank you.

How to be more ladylike????

2011-06-02T01:32:00.000-07:00

My friends often tell me, " Aiyo Carmen ar you have to be more ladylike or else you can't find a boyfriend ar..." (WHY YOU SO AHMA ONE?)

So I often ask, "How to be ladylike?" And these are the TOP 3 ways that people will always suggest to me most of the time.

1. Walk like a lady, with your thighs close together, in a straight line, straighten your backbone, little step by little step.

And for some reasons, I can never do this. Probably I have different bones structure with other ordinary people? Oh no.

When people see the way I walk (in flats, slippers, sport shoes or any shoes without heels) they- ESPECIALLY MY MUM AND DAD- will begin to ask, or even beg me to walk in a more gentle, ladylike, girlish way.

My Mum and Dad always refer the way I move my legs move as 八字脚 (means your legs move in a 'V' shaped, I guess?) and always say I am walking like a duck.

My mum even asked me to wear her high heels at home with a book on the top of my head, and walk in a straight line without dropping the book. You know, like those shows you watched on tv, the way they train a model to catwalk? Yeah, something similar like that, just that I didn't walk like a cat wth? And that was like, er... three years ago? When I was 14? Anyway, the main purpose my mum asked me to TRAIN MYSELF WALKING is she really beh tahan looking at the way I walk already. I was 14 and I was like a baby learning to walk. Oh wow.

However it doesn't really work for correcting the way I walk, I still walk like a duck without heels. OH WELL. But at least I can walk ~~perfectly~~ nicely with heels. And the only time that my parents won't comment on the way I walk is when I am wearing heels. The only time when my ears can enjoy some peaceful moments.

But think again, WHY CAN'T I WALK PROPERLY? Shoot. Oh I wish I can walk like Jia Rou. She REALLY WALKS LIKE A LADY.

2. Speaks softly.

This is another mission impossible for me. I tried to speak in the softest way I could, but my softest voice is still other girls' loud voice. Even when I am whispering, I am still the loudest.

You know sometimes in Facebook, there's always questions when you can tag your friends to answer it, yeah? So there's this question asking : Say three things you think about Carmen Teoh.

And this word will NEVER NEVER NEVER NOT APPEAR on my screen. Means it will always appear la.

" LOUD."

And there was once Denise says that she can hear Tio Min Ling and me in class when she's still at the 2nd floor. (My class is at the 3rd floor) WOW.

Anyway, I feel much better 'cause Min Ling is also loud like me. Or even louder than me HAHA, at least I am not the only one.

How to speak softly huh? I guess my trachea and throat have problems. (first blame the bones, now blame the trachea and throat, 我姓赖的。)

By the way, both my parents speak very very loudly. Sometimes I wonder if they realize that they are not speaking but shouting. So yeah, I guess you know where my loud voice came from. THE GENES. CHROMOSOMES. RIBOSOMES.

3. Chew like you have a secret.

Which means, chew gently, with your mouth closed.

Well I guess I have no problem with this, I mean, I don't chew harshly, right? Or do I? :O

Oh gosh I think I am a man with a girl's skin. :O It kinda scares me when I think again that I can't find a boyfriend and I'll have to end up being alone UNTIL I DIE. Noooooo!!! Then I can't get married, Ican't have kids, and I'll have to stay in a house alone full of spiderwebs... OMG, so scary.

I guess I really need to train myself to be more ladylike huh? :/ Shoot shoot shoot shoot.

Ubud Bali.

2011-05-31T08:50:00.000-07:00

Finally, last post for the Bali series. I know I came back from Bali for almost half a year already and I think people who are reading my Bali posts probably had lost their oomph and patients to wait for my posts already but anyway, I "finally" have time to publish it so... I hope you can read it lah! (I am a busy woman you know.) *cheh*

Okay, Ubud looks more or less like Melaka, just that they sell more stuff, they look much much messier than Melaka.

Our tour guide. Forgotten his name.

Krishna. I am not sure is this shop in Ubud or not, 'cause I forgotten already but you might wanna visit this place 'cause they sell a lot of souvenirs like accessories , t-shirts, some junk food, slippers etc etc in VERY CHEAP price. Cheaper than Pasar Ubud.

We had our lunch -- dirty duck and pork ribs in Bebek Tepi Sawah. That's my mummy.

I LOVE THIS PICTURE. My brother.

This is Dirty Duck a.k.a Crispy duck. It's REALLY CRISPY but I prefer pork ribs.

Pork ribs. It's a bit sweet but it's very delicious. They don't come cheap.

The sauses. I forgotten which sause is for which dish.

Who's that?

Me lah.

A Japanese uncle helped us to take this photo.

That Japanese uncle and his family members were sitting in front of our table and I really kowtow when I look at them eating espesially his wife wei. She was sitting so straight up, her legs were close together, she chewed gently, bit by little bit and her back didn't even bend a bit, wow I don't know how she can stand sitting like that. And they talk super softly. And for your info, she's in her late 50's already, I am so much younger than her also cannot stand sitting so straightly like her.

You can balance like her or not?

Then we headed to Pasar Ubud, which is like a market, but there's no vegetables, fruits, fishes or chickens sold there, but some accessories, paintings, carvings...

These are some stuff that Balinese used as an offering to their God. :O

The carvings and masks. I don't really like them, they look rather... scary?

Cats instead of giraffes.

Miao~

Balinese love to draw.

They love art and crafts.

Awesome kites.

Awesome paint.

Awesome people under the kites.

Awesome brother with that not-so-awesome face.

I regretted so much that I did not buy a "I LOVE BALI" t-shirt. pfft...

Awesome necklaces.

Just for your information, when you're buying things at Pasar Ubud, make sure you bargain until you get at least 50% to 70% discount because they raise the prises to a really high amount. You might think that you'll feel so embarrassing, so auntie and so thick-faced to bargain, well you can choose not to bargain but I might as well call you a dumbo. PLEASE, everyone there bargain, including those ang-mohs okay? So yea, make your choice wisely, if you're rich enough to lose your money for no reason, then go on protecting your thin-kinned face, you're free to make your choice anyway.

I bought this ring there and I chopped almost 90% of the price away, I got it in a really cheap price. My face sometimes is unbelievably thick. :D

Oh by the way, try to speak Malay/ Indonesian language to them if you know how to speak those languages, that's what I was advised when I was in Bali. I think probably you can bargain easily if you speak their language?

Bali street.

Balinese use their head to hold stuff, not hands.

This is a palace. Not the nicest palace I've seen though.

I think this sign means "NO STOPPING".

Balinese really love to ride Motorcycles.

The bride and the bridegroom.

This is a palace. Not the nicest palace I've seen though.

Children learning traditional dance in the palace.

Why you open your eyes until so big?

These kids really love to take photos but they're shy to do so. So cute. I wonder how would they feel when they see their faces here? HEHE.

When you're in Bali, remember to buy this nuts. Super awesome crunchy peanuts. :)

That's all for Bali posts, I really do miss Bali a lot, I love the feeling of travelling, it's so cool. I am gonna earn a lot of money one day and travel around the world. Or perhaps I can find a job that allows me to travel around HAH!

So bye-bye and goodnight darlings! :)

Adam's sweet seventeen. ( continue )

2011-05-30T01:41:00.000-07:00

Longer post of Adam's birthday. More photos, less words. :)

Camwhored with Wan Ting while waiting for Iris to buy her heels at Charles and ~~Dickens~~ Keith.

Iris found her ideal heels after 1000000000 minutes and joined in to camwhore.

More camwhore.

Went into Tangs and camwhore again. I wanted to wear the white colour thingy on Iris's head but my big polka dots bow and fringes can't fit into that thingy. :(

Iris sehiris timun.

Wan Ting actually knows how to act cute. Singapore taught her well.

Here goes Wan Ting giving you her cotton kiss.

I haven't been going out shopping with my friends for like, at least one freaking year. No joke. I am like a girl in those ancient China times who can't get out of their house, not even one step outside their main door and still have to wrap their feet so that they will stop growing and appear to be as small as your palm, or maybe smaller than that, so that they look unbalance when they walk, and guys during that time actually like it. I question your taste. :O

Well, of course I don't have to wrap my feet, but I have been staying at home for like one thousand years already. Blame that stupid incident happened during the last time I hang out with friends at Sunway, which is like, more than one year ago. Which causes my mum banning me from going out shopping with my friends again. Ugh.

And I was like a Jakun, like I've never been into a shopping mall before when I stepped into Empire because I seriously didn't go shopping for a very very very LONGGGGGGG time.

And I learnt something, the next time I come out with friends, I am gonna put on some make up before going out. Why???? 'Cause you can take nice picture, you can hide your scars and pimples and freckles and dots on your face, you can look more colorful (means not that pale), you can have bigger eyes. And you won't look like a kid.

Even Ariel put on make up.

Bla bla bla Ariel Chen Ee Dong I don't care you put on a bit or a lot you still did make up.

HAHAHA Albert Choke this is what you get for trying to block us from taking picture. Look at Adam and Ariel at the back. HAHA.

Albert Choke，我不会吃人的。

Some beverage. I don't what's the name of it but it tastes quite good. And it has some kind of frogs' eggs /tadpole look alike things in it.

The tadpoles. They are actually called Selasih. Whatever it means.

Nasi Lemak which costs RM16. The most expensive Nasi Lemak I've eaten for far. It tastes like... Nasi Lemak.

Adam's treated us a super sweet birthday cake which don't come cheap either.

It looks really nice though.

Carmen Teoh and Carmen Ho. I think people who have the name called "Carmen" love to camwhore.

iPhone has this app called Lomo Lomo and Leme Leme which is super useful for camwhorers. iPhone is super awesome.

My unfinished cake. *think of the africans* Sorry lor, I was really full already.

Hahaha I don't know what am I doing. Ariel says I look like a hamster. Scrumptious.

Dong and Lih Wern.

Yi Ping, another smarty-skirt.

I really have to go on diet now.

Hehe I like this picture.

I like this picture even more. :O

People nowadays are attracted by their own gender. What happened to our world?????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAM DAM :) (short version)

2011-05-29T08:26:00.000-07:00

HEH I LIKE THIS PHOTO. 'CAUSE I LOOK GOOD HERE :)

Yo people I am super tired right now, my eyelids are as heavy as 100000tons of load but I still couldn't stop myself from blogging. I don't know is there anyone STILL reading my blog out there, but I just wanna share something with my darling readers. :)

It's gonna be a short one though.

I just came back from Empire 15 minutes ago, to celebrate our dearest Adam's birthday. Thank you Adam for such a wonderful sweet sweet REALLY SWEET cake. And once again,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAM DAM :)

Hope you'll score well in SPM and May God bless you richly and you'll find a super hot and pretty girlfriend, all the best, brother!!!

We sang Happy Birthday to Adam so LOUD that all the people in and out of the restaurant can hear us clearly. I think even people at the higher floor can hear us too. Adam was so 'embarassed' and he wanted to hide in somewhere. Adam, you should be proud of yourself for having such wonderful cousins and friends am I right? HAHAHA.

Albert, ME, Ariel, Eddie Wardie.

This one looks like a family photo eh? Friends that I knew since Form 1. Except Ariel, of course, my old best buddy since standard 1. It's been 10 years. TEN YEARS. T.E.N. Y.E.A.R.S. WOW.

Wan Ting the Smarty-skirt, brainy, beautiful, shapy Singapore Scholar came back to M'sia too! Just ignore my face. I don't know what am I doing.

Okay I am really really really tired now, and my brains can't function properly so I am gonna upload and blog about the rest tomorrow or some other days. Just stay tuned to my blog and help me click my ads PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

God bless you and goodnight darlings. :D

Thank you for reading my blog. I appreciate it. A LOT.

I LOVE SHINee.

2011-05-26T08:05:00.000-07:00

Okay I just can't stop myself from posting this.

SHINee's Replay in Japanese!!! They still look so good, so cute so handsome, even Minho has better hairstyle now and KEY!!!! *scream*

I don't understand Japanese but who cares la I can see their faces then can already :D SHINee!!!

Korean stars nowadays are like, spreading their 'aura' in Japan now. Oh, what am I talking about.

OMG I can't wait till their full MV is out. SHINEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Full song of Japanese Replay.

SHINee is so addictive.

here I am.

2011-05-26T05:43:00.001-07:00

I SURVIVED!!!!

Oh gosh look at my eyebags.

I didn't have enough sleep for the past three weeks. I have been waking up at 4am almost everyday, for what? STUDY. I slept for four hours ONLY for almost everyday, sometimes less than that. Which is very unusual for me, 'cause I usually sleep at least six-seven hours per day. My eyebags were super big and thick, like panda. This exam was the worst exam I've ever had in my entire life. My brains were so heavy, filled with all biologychemistryphysicsaddmathsmodmathschineseenglishmalaymoralhistory stuff. I know I am not the only one who's having exams, I am not the only one who's sleeping late, waking up early, some people didn't even sleep at all, and you might wanna ask me to shut up and stop complaining. But HEY, this is MY BLOG, I have the right to say WHATEVER I WANT. Like it or not, it's still MY BLOG.

I had ten pimples growing on my face in just a week time. No, less than a week, five days. TEN PIMPLES IN FIVE DAYS!!! It's a very serious problem for me, I kinda stopped growing pimples since form 3, well not exactly stopped, it's just like my growing rate of pimples slowed down. ( I read too much biology. ) Okay, let's just say since form 3 my pimple will only pop out once in a blue moon, maybe once three to four months? You get what I mean? But these stupid exams gave me too much pressure and stress, that forced all the toxins in my body out, in the form of pimples. ON MY FACE. It's so distracting, those small reddish-yellow dots on your face, they are not polka dots, they aren't cute, they're UGLY. I care about how I look. Girls care about how they look. Call me vain, SO? There's always this thing called- VANITY- deep down in every girl's heart. And boys too. Don't deny.

Some people say don't touch the pimple on your face, don't squeeze it, don't scratch it, or else you will have scars on your face. It's a bullshit. No matter how hard you tried to stop your fingers from touching it, leaving the pimples alone, till they're dry and drop off, there will STILL be a scar on your face. And what will girls do when they have scars is, they walk into a drugstore, and get a scar-clearing/ removing cream/oil. And you know what? It's useless. It won't clear your scars. ALL FAKE ONE.

Oh gosh I don't dare to imagine how many pimples will pop out during SPM. :O

I tend to eat a lot during exams. Somehow, I just kept eating eating eating eating EATING NON-STOP while studying. And guess what, my weight increased drastically!!! Oh good Lord bless me. Okay lar, I was exaggerating, my weight increased by 2 kg. But still, it's A LOT for me, you can't imagine how I felt when I stand on the elctrical weighing machine, looking at the numbers increasing, increasing and INCREASING, I felt like just sucking all the fats (fatty acids + glycerol HAHAHA BIOLOGY) out from my body. You wanna know my weight? YOU SERIOUSLY WANNA KNOW?

I don't wanna tell you.

My weight is P&Co, no telling to anyone. except some close friends. :)

And as what MISS DONG says, throughout the exam weeks, I was showing that sour face everyday, not laughing, not joking, not happy. That's so not me, 'cause I laugh a lot. Sorry if I've showed you that I-just-wanna-slap-you- face, blame the exams.

And I HATE PHYSICS AS MUCH AS I HATE COCKROACHES. OMG seriously I tell you, I don't know why am I studying that at all. I don't understand physics, I can't understand physics, I don't know the formulas, the LAWS, the theory and BLA BLA BLA. My brains just somehow can't interpret them. Why do I wanna know how waves propagate???? Why must I know how the current flows and how's the magnetic fields formed? WHY MUST I KNOW WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF SPECIFIC HEAT OF CAPACITY??? HUH?? FOR WHAT???!!! You want me to measure the heat before I cook is it?? You want me to calculate the resistance and voltage and current when I on the light is it? You're so lifeless. How often will I use a micrometer screw gauge and vernier callipers and ticker tapes? Once in my life. ONLY ONCE. SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF STUDYING ABOUT HOW TO MEASURE STUFF USING THOSE APPARATUS??? HUH???

Dear Newton, Boyle, Hooke, Charles, Flemming,

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MAKE YOU MAKE ME SUFFER LIKE THIS???? ARGHHHHH!!!!!

I screwed my physics papers. All three of them. Especially paper two. I have no idea about what I am writing at all for my essays. Oh yes, we have to write an essay for physics, 纸上谈兵, this is how we sit for exams. I don't wanna get back my results. I have no eye to see. I don't know how engineers live their lives.

Okay let's just stop talking about exams. Ariel have been nagging at me to post the pictures, post the pictures, post pictures since before exams until now. Well Ariel Chen Ee Dong, I haven't post all the pictures yet, I lazy to upload, but here are some of them. YOU HAPPY NOW?

Taylors' lakeside campus tour.

Group picture .

My butt is wet on this picture. I sat on the grass and the grass is wet. Smart.

sampat people.

I kept laughing just now when I view this picture. AHAHAHA Ariel Chen you very apek leh.

Here's our Edward. Edward grew up already. Find him when your house's on fire. *touchwood*

I can see your future. *wink wink*

Winson, president of PBSM.

I am a wushu member :P

Milo Volleyball tournament.

Well, we did not win, but we lose with pride. With double digits. We didn't expect that at all, we thought we will lose kau kau and if we can score 3 or 4 goals, we're lucky enough already.

Ariel Chen Dong Dong you look good here.

Saw the yellow team behind me? I DON'T LIKE THEM. I REMEMBER YOU, THE GUY WITH SPECS THAT HIT MY FACE WITH THE BALL, YOU WATCH OUT. MUAHAHAHA.

CHEN EE DONG, the girl whom I know for ten years. WOW TEN YEARS. I feel so old.

Yellow skins.

SHINee!!! I miss SHINee so much. I am waiting for your new songs! :D 화이팅 !!!

That's all for now, Adios.

I am still alive. Unbelievable.

No time to blog.

2011-05-01T01:56:00.000-07:00

1. So little time, so many things to read. I hope I'll never do last minute revision anymore. ( and I tell this to myself before every exam and yet I am still repeating it. Way to go, Carmen Teoh. )

2. I told the whole world that I wanna break record and stop using the computer for 30 days and look where am I now. Okay you can't blame me, it's all my dad's fault for asking me to google the map to AJ's house. Yes. Blame my dad.

3. I am just gonna use internet for 10 minutes okay? 10 minutes.

4. I am not going to facebook. 'Cause I told myself that I WILL NOT TOUCH FACEBOOK for 30 days too.

5. I am having Bak Kut Teh later. Woooo~ Oh watch out, your saliva's dripping. :P

6. 7 more minutes.

7. I wanna go overseas to study soooo badly. Los Angeles, New York, Australia, New Zealand, U.K, Hong Kong, China, Korea, Singapore!!!!!! Gotta work my ass out for scholarships. :O I. JUST. WANNA. GET. OUT. OF. THIS. PLACE. And stop telling me you are blessed to be in here, appreciate and bla bla bla, tell me this only if I am in overseas and complaining to you that my life sucks and the people there suck.

8. But I am totally aimless about my future, what course I wanna study. OH GOD, HELP ME!

9. I just watch I am number four. Super awesome movie.

10. Alex Pettyfer is SO FREAKING HOT. I want a boyfriend like Alex Pettyfer.

11. 4 more minutes.

12. The chameleon in 'Tangled' is so cute. And that horse is a dog, not a horse.

13. Carboxylic acid + metal = salt + hydrogen gas.

14. Why is Prince William bald? Kate's wedding dress wasn't as beautiful as I thought, kinda disappointed.

15. I hope I can follow Johanna to Perth.

16. I have 1 more minute but I guess I'll just stop here, BYE! :)

17. Oh yeah, come to Subang Rally!!!!!

No pain no gain.

2011-04-17T06:59:00.000-07:00

Yo people. whazzup?

I've been abandoning my dearie blog and my dear readers (if there are still people reading my blog) for such a long time, so for the sake not letting it look so... dead (?) I update it. Everybody says YAY!

So, I am participating the Milo's volleyball game this coming Sunday, I think, if there is still empty spaces for our school team. Yeah, I know you know that I suck at all sports, except skipping rope if you consider that as a sport. I am not good in volleyball, I admit it, but at least I am not the worst in the team. *phew* Our school's volleyball team is really not that good, except some of the boys. And some people in school even look down on volleyball team ( YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND YES I AM NOT HAPPY. STOP BEING SO ARROGANT, YOU ARE NOT THE TOP OF THE WORLD. ) which is kind of suck. I mean, what do you expect huh? We were a bunch of girls who never even touch a volleyball ever before, and we started playing for like, THREE MONTHS? What do you expect huh? Plus we don't even have a professional coach to coach us. All we have is Mr. Tan Po Hong our classmate who knows a thing or two about volleyball to teach us. And we didn't know that we are doing the wrong way of digging until Po Hong's mum corrected us. :O

Actually we have to thank Po Hong a lot, he has been quite a good coach. At least he will only punish us by asking us to do pumping when we use the wrong way to dig the ball. Without him, I think we won't even know how to HOLD a volleyball. haha I am exaggerating.

And I know we really are going to embarrass ourselves so badly on that day. *sigh sigh sigh* I am going to sigh for the whole week. I wish my face will be thicker on that day.

So that means I am not going to church for Easter. :( No!!! I have been waiting for Easter for so long time already :( Oh by the way I saw the kids pratise dancing for Easter and oh gosh they are soooooooooo adorable!!!! sooooooooo cute!!!! :3

and er... I have this friend, I don't know are we friends yet or not 'cause I don't really know this person yet and I am not really close with this fella but we used to like, say Hi and Bye when we see each other and have a little chit-chat but most of the time they are useless chit-chat. And sometimes we'll chat on facebook like 'how are you' and bla bla bla. I know him/her since last year so our friendship is like, er, not stable yet? But recently I don't know whether it's my problem or this person's problem, we are like a complete stranger now. It's either I did something wrong or this fella is having a long-term PMS. But as far as I know I did not do/say anything that offended him/ her. So what is wrong man? Have you ever meet anyone like this? I mean, you have problem, you talk to me la, don't bury it in your heart, I am ALWAYS available to listen. :) Okay? Though we were always having useless chit-chats but I miss talking to you la, really.

Well, I don't know when am I going to update my blog again so you can come and check my blog once a week hehe... Anyway, thank you so much that you're still reading my piece of crap, it's really encouraging. :D

HEHE I bought these shiny bling bling oxford shoes wooo~~~

No pain no gain, let's study for SPM. BYEEEE!!!!!

I am still here.

2011-03-20T07:46:00.000-07:00

Picture taken by Yew Ming :) Super cute right that furry furry ball?

I know I haven't been updating my blog for quite a while. So sorry.

And so many things happened these few weeks. Japan's tsunami, Japan's explosion of nuclear plant, nuclear radiation shooting everywhere, so many people died and Tokyo Disneyland is gone, thanks to Tsunami.

I've never been to Japan before, and Japan is one of the top 10 countries I would like to visit when I have money, so yeah, actually I am kinda heartache when reading/ watching the news and looking at the photos. I mean, Japan is a beautiful country, and Japanese are really polite. Super sad. If it's Korea, I tell you I'll cry out loud like mad woman seriously.

Some Chinese people are so rude, I mean Japanese are suffering now but they are still, like, 雪上加霜, saying that this is what they get for what they've done in the past. I mean, I am not offending Chinese people, I am a Chinese too, so why would I do that, but Japanese repented right? They are now totally different already plus, they contribute a lot to the world right? Where do you get Toyota car huh? Where did you get Sony electric appliances huh? Mitsubishi huh? Huh? HUH? It's all from Japan! Even Transformer's from Japan so, seriously, you should think about it again for what you've said. The past is the past. They were really terrible in the past but I think they had already gotten enough of punishments don't you think? Forgive and forget, people.

And I just don't understand. Of all places why Japan get Tsunami? ( okay, other than there are less than 1% of people in Japan are Christians) Why don't Tsunami attack some other place where terrorists are produced? Some place where the war will never ends? I mean, if these kind of places are demolished, the people in this world will enjoy peace and tranquility. No more 911. Am I right?

Anyway, 日本 顽张れ！

So er... School's gonna start tomorrow which means my nightmares are starting again. Oh gosh and I think I've completely wasted my holiday sby doing nothing. Carmen Teoh, Carmen Teoh, must start preparing already!

Okay, so from tomorrow onwards, I must revise/ do worksheets everyday. One subject a day. Yes.

Let's see how long will stick to my plan. Hehe. *guilty*

And my piano. Oh my piano. I am sho sho sho lazy to practise it. Have to start making myself more discipline to practise it already.

And I went to CF party and it was awesome. :) I will blog about it if I have time. Our CF has many good photographers. It's a good thing.

Okay bye bye. I don't wanna go to school tomorrow. T.T

By the way I finally pierce my ears with two more studs :) My mum was kinda against it but I don't care la. :D

I MISS CLUB MED. (Club Med Bali PART 2! )

2011-03-04T02:42:00.000-08:00

YO WASSUP PEOPLE??

Like finally I continued updating my Bali posts hahaha. Like how many months I came back from Bali adi??

So it's Club Med Bali PART 2! yea man finally we're in part 2 now. No choice lar, SPM year very busy one you know? I just finished my exams phew...

So... where should I start? Archery, yes we shall start with Archery.

Actually the way I hold the bow was wrong in this photo. Then Miss Ken corrected me :)

This is Miss Ken. This is the first time I met a woman with the name 'Ken', I didn't know 'Ken' is a name for both male and female O.O She's in charge of the Archery station, and she's one of the performers of the night show too. She actually looks prettier than how she looked like in this photo, really. Especially at THAT night, she was with her make up on and wearing some really stylish bareback dress and super high killer heels, whoa, GORGEOUS I tell you. This photo was taken right after she finished working at the Archery station so er... her hair is a bit messy and looks a bit tired. She's from Shang Hai, China, but she speaks really good English, with the slangs and accents. Better than mine (of course), better than Denise's and better than YOURS. If you get a chance to see her in real person, she doesn't look like a Chinese, but looks more like a Japanese or Korean. Most people thought she's a Korean or Japanese, but very few people thought she's a Chinese until she tell them, that's what she told me and my family lar!

And she told me that Malaysian Chinese are super pro because we know how to speak like, 3 languages? But think twice again, are we REALLY that good? Our Chinese are not the real Chinese with correct pronuntiation, our English is like, rojak (except for certain people like Denise) and our Malay language is even speechless so, Miss Ken, we are not really as good as you thought, yea.

By the way, she's shifting to Malaysia's Club Med in Cherating so if you go there now you probably will meet her.

Books for you to read. But you know how to read meh? Mostly Japanese and Korean books.

Very nice hor? My camera is just a 7.2 megapixels digital camera leh. *flips hair*

SQUASH.

trust me I don't know how to play squash at all. When I hit the ball towards the wall, somehow the ball couldn't reflect back to me but instead, it dropped on the floor and rolled towards some other place.

The ball doesn't like me. I don't like you either. :P

And I know I am not supposed to wear sneakers while playing squash, but I have no choice okay? That's the only shoes I brought to Bali. Unless you want me to wear slippers.

A very adorable baby sitting at the bar counter. I think she's a Singaporean.

One of the bartender.

Dad. The Big Teoh.

My bro kayak-ing. He doesn't know how to kayak one, kayak until the boat flipped over HAHAHA.

I need a new swim wear. Seriously.

My swim wear now is like completely unwearable already. The elastic straps are all harden and my swim wear looks like a kid's one. No wonder I look like twelve. So yea, I need a new one. There's a swimming pool below my house and I can't swim there because I don't have a swim wear. Yea I know, so wasted.

The mini-pabos (if you donno who the mini-pabos are, you are 100% not my blog reader. Why didn't read my blog huh?? kidding kidding. The mini-pabos are the six of my closest friends and I. I know we're so lame that we gave ourselves such pabo name. Welcome to my blog btw. :D )

Okay, where am I? oh yea, so THE MINI-PABOs are planning to buy bikinis together :O . Don't give us that look or else I am gonna punch you in the face. So probably I am gonna buy one too :) I hope my dad is not reading this hahaha. Aiyo teenagers mah...

Min Ling and Ying Qi said they want a pair white colour one, some more got floral print one hahaha...

Makes me think of Kotex's adverstisement. I am a lousy poser sometimes. Forgive me.

I told my mum about us having a plan to buy bikini together, she said to me 'if you dare to walk outside the house in bras and panties for one round, go ahead and buy,"

O.O

Walao kena bombed like World War II.

Denice Loo said if we wanna wear bikini, we must go for Brazilian wax or else can see the hair. You know what I am talking about. Aiyo Denice I am not that hairy la.

Okay this post is getting a bit ahem...

What do you call this again? Er... Flying Trapeze? I forgotten the name.

Ben from Aussie. This is for Ariel. She asked me to take pics of lengzai so I zoomed till as close as possible for you. :P

I didn't play 'cause I am afraid that I'll die up there. I am still so young. I haven't wear bikinis yet. cannot die yet.

Min Ling, this is part of the things you will learn if you go for circus arts. I think. This is guy is Steven if I am not mistaken.

Instead of Flying Trapeze, I played this. Quite fun also lar, you get to jump up and down like crazy monkey. I am trying to do split 'cause I thought the gravitational force isn't THAT strong when I am up on the air and somehow maybe I can get to do split but ended up with a total failure. At least got 130 degrees right?

My Physics sucks by the way.

I KICK YOU AR.

OH LOOK THERE'S A COW FLYING IN THE SKY wth.

My brother donno how to take pictures one take until so blur.

This is the golf club btw.

Japanese boy. His mum is PRETTAY!

(from left) Club Med workers from CHINA, INDONESIA, SOME EUROPE COUNTRY, KOREA and JAPAN translating stuff on the stage.

There's always a show time at night in Club Med everyday where the workers there perform dancing, dramas, games and many others.

This fella at the front will suddenly run down the stage and catch some audiences randomly to perform some really funny and stupid stuff on the stage. And look who are the lucky ones.

Korean. One of the honeymoon couples. His wife is very cute.

Speaking about Korean, I tried to, you know, socialize with the Koreans there in Korean Language, I tried to find Koreans who are like, around my age but I can't find any, 'cause they are either honeymoon couples, mothers, or kids of age 3-10. Oh I am so lucky.

But I still TRIED to talk to them 'cause I don't wanna waste my lousy Korean speaking skills, I mean I learn Korean through internet for so many months already, I cannot waste it right? And how often do you get a chance to communicate with people in Korean in Malaysia I ask you? (Speaking chiplak Korean with Tio Min Ling is an exception.) It's a BLOODY BIG FAT OPPORTUNITY OKAY? So I said to myself that if I don't talk to those Koreans, DON'T WISH TO GO HOME. (actually I kinda hope I can stay there :P) Then I tried to talk to 2 mothers and this guy's wife up there. AND GUESS WHAT?

The only thing that came out from my mouth was 'Annyeonghaseyo'. TOTAL FAILURE. Even babies can say that. FAIL.

You know what was their reaction?

I talked to the first mum when she was taking honeystars for her kids and I was taking cornflakes. Okay lar, I was taking Kokocrunch. What? Kokocrunch is nice okay? She was like, " Awww, annyeonghaseyo" if you watch Korean dramas you can imagine how she answered me. And her kids looked at me as if they've never seen a Chinese speaking Korean before.

Then the second mum was like nodding her head and hold her daughter's hand and kinda run away from me as if I'm gonna snatch her kid away from her. Do I look that scary ar Auntie?

Actually you can't blame her. I was a foreigner popping out in front of her and say Annyeonghaseyo. If it's me I'll do that too lar. See, this is how great a mum can be to protect her child. What am I talking about blaaaa..

The Korean couple is the best among all, at least they gave me good reaction la. I met them at the archery department and AGAIN, I said Annyeonghaseyo. I know I am so sampat. And I met them again at the pool during night time so they were asking me where I am from. I said I am from Malaysia, but for some reason they just don't understand what's Malaysia. Seems like Malaysia is not that famous. So I said I am a Malaysian Chinese but they kept on saying 'Oh oh you're a Malay Chinese,'

Ahhh... fed up la. I nodded and and say "ye ye I'm a Malay Chinese" If I continue saying that I am a Malaysian Chinese, I think I might ended up telling them the same thing and get the same answer until the next morning.

Well, except the annyeonghaseyo, everything that I said to the Korean couples was in English. Haiyo, I don't wanna speak English la, i can speak English in Malaysia everyday, why can't you pretend like you don't know English and speak Korean? Jinzza.

Fail la you Carmen Teoh.

Performers performing.

Then we have night party at the bar. The bar which I miss the most and I like the most. The bar which people thought I was a kid and asked me to go to the kids' corner.

I regretted so much that I did not bring more nice clothes there.

When I was packing my clothes, my mum said to me," Aiyo, don't bring such nice clothes there la, wear t-shirt and shorts can already, nobody is gonna wear nice clothes..." and bla bla bla. She insists that people's gonna swim the whole day so they are not gonna wear any nice clothes.

So okay lor, I kept away the nice clothes and I brought there those casual until cannot casual already kind of clothes. And you know what, wapiang who says people don't wear nice nice huh? Especially during night time, seriously man, I felt so under dressed. Like how Ariel felt. Pfft.

That's why people there think I am twelve. I am not gonna listen to my mum anymore. Mothers.

Shake it shake it shake it.

Obviously it's Michael Jackson.

Actually working in club med is quite fun. And tiring at the same time. If you are in one of their team, G.O TEAM if I am not mistaken, you get to do lots of stuff. During daytime you can probably work as a receptionist, or at the archery department, or a liveguard or in th souvenir shop etc... And at night you can be one of the performers or the bartenders etc etc... You get to have your meal in their buffet restaurant for free I guess? And you get to know people from all over the world. They have Malaysian workers, China, Korea, Australia, America, Japan... Super awesome wei... And every half a year or a year, they will send you to other club meds in other counties. But it will be very tiring la 'cause you have to work for the whole day. And you have to live in club med for like 300 days in a year? Suitable for young people only la. And I donno how much is their salary. haha... Everything has their pros and cons right?

( I don't guarantee all the informations I've given you here are all correct, if you are really interested in their job you should go look for the informations from them yourself. Don't blame me. Thank you.)

Why am I promoting club med anyway?

They are imitating black eyed peas.

While waiting for the bus to fetch us back to the airport, I took a pic with Adi the lifeguard. His t-shirt very cool leh.

Bye bye club med! Wow this is a really LONG post.

There's one more post for Bali's Ubud. I donno when am I gonna post it but you shall wait. YEA.

:D I MISS BALI.

You think I can run?

2011-02-20T02:57:00.000-08:00

I got top 20 for Twelveans Marathon. I'm serious.

You know, hand phones are not allowed in Malaysian Government School. If I'm so lucky to get a Singaporean or American or Korean or Japanese reader, (provided that they can understand my lousy so-called English), he/she must be laughing like mad, rolling on the floor 300 times, teeth also drop already. Yes, you cannot bring hand phone to school if you're studying in a Malaysian Government school. Malaysia boleh!

It's year 2011 outside but we're still maintaining in year 1911 here. Don't you know?

Anyway, so during the Twelveans Marathon, students love to bring their phones because they thought the teachers are not gonna do spot-check on that day. Oh yes, we have full body spot-check and metal detector just in case u hide your phone in your undies in our school. Laugh again, YAY! Actually, we're not supposed to bring phones although it's a Saturday. In fact, we're not supposed to bring it to school whenever is it including holidays. Laugh! Then of course, all these kids who brought phones get confiscated kao kao.

Like seriously, this is not the first day you're in this school right? Bring phone for what? Okay lar, maybe you wanna call your parents and you're lazy to line up for the public phone. But WHY ON EARTH DID YOU TAKE IT OUT AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD THAT YOU HAVE A PHONE? Seriously, people have 5000 bucks iPhone do you think they will even care to take a glance at your old boring keypad phone? ( My phone is also a keypad one so I'm not insulting you. Don't get me wrong.) Some of you brought phone to school because you wanna take some photos so that you can look back at your sweet memories of your secondary school life after you graduate. I know how you felt. I LOVE to take pictures too. But, hey, you are in USJ 12. Means no sweet memories. Wrong place. Wrong timing. And your phone get confiscated. Hah. Jinzza Pabo.

There's a girl lagi chun. Handphone get confiscated somemore say, "I wanna call my dad,"

Ei Miss Call Daddy girl, you call your dad no use also lar I tell you. Your daddy is Brad Pitt also useless lar. You think our school will just let you go easily? Seriously man, keep on dreaming. Be your daddy's girl and go home lar. So old already still got face to say I wanna call my dad. GROW UP PLEASE.

Dear people, school rules are still school rules. No matter how much you hate it, how useless and meaningless they are, you still HAVE to follow it. 'Cause you're studying here. This is your life. Accept it. You don't live in Korea. Or Japan. Or America. Accept it.

And you still can enjoy your school life without handphones. Just try la.

One more thing. I seriously think there's this fellow stalking my facebook. I am not being narcissistic like Oh I'm so popular that I have stalkers. Seriously lar, I am not popular or what-so-ever, I am just a sampat kia with loud voice and talkative and still does her homeworks in school. Dear stalker, you know who you are. You know your gender. I am writing this up here because I know you will probably read my blog too. Well you can continue stalking my blog but please stop stalking my facebook profile. Stop being so kepo and ask me questions that you don't have to know the answers. Wherever I go, whatever I do, they are none of your buisness. Just go back and study and be a good little kid. Score good marks and make parents happy. I am seriously annoyed. Go away. Mind your own buisness. Thank you.

By the way, if you believe what I said in the first line... I donno what to say... Like seriously you believe it? You think I can run? Seriously?

BYE.